Jam-mum

A mother or and older woman (35-65) who’s personality is so basic that the most riveting activity they can do is make jam. They enjoy making jam and constantly talk about making jam. Similar to a wine mum but more wholesome (cause they’re quite nice) and wine is replaced with jam-making. They usually have the personality of a cardboard box and are either very Catholic/ toxic Christian or very agnostic. They usually hate the following:

* Controversy

* Movies and songs that swear
* Anything remotely ‘vulgar’

Jane: “Did you hear about Matilda’s party on Saturday?”
Alex: “Yeah.”
Jane:…”Ok? Are you going?”
Alex: “HA! NO! That woman’s party is probably the equivalent to the taste of sandpaper. She’s such jam-mum.”

by Fourfortunate4 July 5, 2022

Jam Roll

cockney slang for "Arse Hole"

matt: alex has a cock in his jam roll

by jewfish September 11, 2007

Jam Sayin

When you want to know if someone gets what you are saying

Slang for Do you know what I am saying

I'm going to work now Roseanne "Jam sayin"

or

I'm going to work now Mark "Do you Jam what I'm saying"

by Dave Kingie December 9, 2008

jam eater/s

children, kids, young ones.

i got like 5 jam eaters to feed at home

by scotty February 16, 2003

Jam Session

When a group of bros take turns having sex with a jar or squeeze bottle of jam or jelly (preferably squeeze bottle). Can substitute marmalade as well. No preserves for fear of chunks in urethra.

I got together with my old college roomates this weekend and we had a solid 2 hour jam session.

by The Real Wiz 76 July 16, 2016

jam dandy

Synonym of swell.

Her: How are you?
Me: Why, I'm just jam dandy!

by babaloulou December 1, 2003

jam she

Verb
1: To make sweet love to a fine ass gyal
2: To Grind a hot cocojumbo

eh sachin bai, u gonna jam she tonite?
> yeh bai i jam she nice

by firerass August 10, 2006