Ivan Siew Mai

He's LITERALLY SIEW MAI

Ivan Siew Mai will siew mai in ur panties.

by Tehendjdj June 24, 2021

Ivan

(v.) To be chronically, mysteriously absent and unreachable, and/or to report tardy to a predetermined appointment, in a rushed and flustered manner.

As he stood watching the clock and waiting for his colleague to arrive, he could not believe that he was being ivan-ed for the third time in three days.

by Pseudonat June 12, 2017

Ivan

A bestie friend that’s is also dumb. Funny at serious times but hey what can I say? He’s a great friend, get yourself an ivan.

Friend : “ I’m upset “

Ivan: “aww too bad bitch “

by Josilyn Carranza Negrete May 6, 2021

ivan

michelle’s boyfriend.

don’t talk , look and/or interact with ivan because michelle will kill you.

by ivan’sgirlfriendd January 20, 2022

Ivan

Ivan is the perfect husband for Francesca.
Why not ?

"Has Ivan a girlfriend ?"
"Yen, She's Francesca"

by Xold December 18, 2016

Ivan Andres

The literal definition of a whore.

- Omg have you seen Ivan Andres lately?

-- you mean the whore? He can never settle for one 😹

by Jfndjfj September 16, 2022

Ivan

Lanky, probably lives in a wooden cabin in Wiltshire.
Probably poos in a porta potty
Very Very sexy tho, confident and loves hash browns

I love Ivan

by Tafiki Big BOobs November 23, 2021