forrest hippo

the forrest hippo is not actually large. its about the size of a large dog, or smallio bear. they have the ability tomultiply, fart bombs, blow up toilets with out hassle, and bore parents to sleep. once they are bored and sleeping they wont wake for a week! its ok though, they wont die! forrest hippos are friends of forrest cows and are enemies of forrest llamas and forrest shrimp. they are usually found behind your couch, in your basement, under your bed (with the forrest cow) and in your attic. the forrest hippo are usually girls. they mate with forrest cows to make forrest monkeys! the only way you could get rid of a forrest hippo (if you wanted to) is to sparkle pixi dust on your shoes and dance in the shower to my humps!

persona 1: yeah
persona 2: my toilet blew up yesterday and when i called my parents they wont answere!
persona 1: dude i think you have a forrest hippo following you!
persona 2: dang!

by el-em-en-oh-que December 20, 2009

Anorexic hippo

a person who isnt skinny or fat

Laura " im sooooo fat"

Me "Nah mate ur just an anorexic hippo"

by teganTORTURE August 19, 2008

Hippo Mouth

A vagina, when open a hippo mouth looks like a big old vagina.




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You should clean your hippo mouth more oftenly.

by Fader March 31, 2005

hippocampus

its where hippos go to university

"I'm off to my hippocampus"

by Leroy August 12, 2004

Hippo

A godly pissed of animal. Says STFU like a pro. Member of the animal religion.

"hippo's are godly"

"that hippo totally pwned taht kid!"

by DJD December 20, 2003

Hippocroccapig

A Very ugly fat girl whom you have ruined the night before when very very drunk

"Did you fuck that girl last night?" reply "who the hippocroccapig, YEAH"

by Stone Island wearing non chav November 3, 2005

Hippocrocakangarillapigamoose

Extremely ugly, often referred to women. See hippocrocakangarillapig

Her face would crack mirrors, she's a hippocrocakangarillapigamoose.

by lambdamu May 19, 2006