Michael Howard

A British politician, and member of the Conservative party. Proved an utterly ineffectual Opposition Leader against the fascist New Labour government of Tony Blair.

There is "Something of the night" about him.. he looks as if he sleeps in a coffin by day and emerges at night, hissing, to suck the blood of the living.

Which he probably does.

Michael Howard is a vampiric entity, who must have fresh virgin blood to survive.

by Anne Observer June 11, 2006

Ron Howard

Notorious actor from the Happy Days sitcome in the 60's and 70's, playing the character Richie Cunningham. A dweeby red head who grew up to become one of the most famous movie directors of all time. Even though he is going bald, he is still considered a red head or a ginger.

Person 1: Dude, you got an orange cat?

Person 2: Yeah, and I named him Ron Howard.

by ownerofron February 4, 2010

Howard Dean

A man who, despite my affiliation to the Republican Party, I would rather have as President than George W. Bush.

Howard Dean is a moderate. Therefore, he's a good politician. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it's true. There are, in fact, some good politicians.

by AJAW December 31, 2004

John Howard

A bitch. Gaytard.
The worst leader of australia. Ever.
Possibly(probably) kisses the butt of George Bush and/or engages in sexual activities with him. Most likely submissive to Bush and gets his dick stuck in his ass. Or mouth.
Commonly known for his big eyebrows.

Fuck him.(Not literally, unless you wish to get STDs)

The reason that John Howard is going to lose the election is that he is possibly(Probably) pregnant. His(although this questions his sexuality as males cannot have babies. Therefore we will be referring to him as It), I mean, Its child will most likely be named:Gayassbitch Bush.
This is probably used to remind him about the (wonderful) times Bush's dick was in his ass.
May Bush's dick be with you Howard. Amen.

by HornySexLover October 26, 2007

howyou

1. How are you?

2. Refers more to how college students greet eachother.

howyou man? how you been

by factChck February 13, 2019

howard stern

Someone unafraid to speak his mind on any topic at any time. Because he is famous he has a HOT Model girlfriend who would never in ANY case even look his way if he was like, the Manager of KFC or something.

Hey---you listen to Howard Stern this morning? I pleassured myself to his radio show and hit a tree. (Real horror show)

by Andi February 9, 2005

howard dean

kinda loopy but in a democratic horse race for the White House he woulda "placed" while Joe Liberman would "win" and John Kerry would only "show" Well, in an ideal world anyhow. (At least for liberals)

I'm glad W won because I'd rather not witness the continued degradation of human dignity across the globe in exchange for United Nations (food for oil)profits that benefit terrorists. also, our planet is NOT about to burn up because of that stupid kyoto treaty. Finally I'm tired of terrorists assasinating women and children in their sleep and killing innocent citizens for their fanatical beliefs that fly in the face of freedom. God Bless America.

by A thorn in Urban Dictionary's butt December 12, 2004