Houston Creampie

When a guy ejactulates in a girls face and they rub it on there lips and makeout.

I wish i could Houston Creampie her

by FWBBBBBB August 15, 2010

Houstatlantavegas

A form of mental hell. To be in Houstatlantavegas, is a dark place where depression is rampant, and one has lost both sanity and control it his or her actions. The victim will constantly have "bad days" become emotionally unstable and overly clingy. It is quite common to land in Houstatlantavegas after being played or going through a breakup.

Being in Houstatlantavegas may last from days to years. This is depending on how strong the will of victim is.

Person 1: What's wrong with him?
Person 2: He's in Houstatlantavegas

by seleadrian December 5, 2011

haulter top

a sleeveless shirt that ties 'round ya neck and is rather short

that chicks haulter top was jus stait up trippin...DANG that thing was UGLY!!

by skylar September 24, 2003

Holt Batnipples

n. 1. A popular pornstar 2. One who has a "package" for Neo 3. both of the above

"I'll trade your Holt Batnipples action figure for my tuna cassarole sandwich."

by Requiett November 11, 2004

Houston

If a guy is named Houston, watch out. He's nice at first, but ends up being a total dick. No girls want to date a Houston.

Girl 1: Hey, I think that guy in Science just texted me. Houston?
Girl 2: Seriously?? Don't answer. He's a total prick.

by UniversalQueen September 23, 2017

Houtman

last name given from an alcoholic father who raises everyone else's children, except his own and loses his son while trying to race a airboat down the river while holding a beer in each hand

daddy houtman says "stupid kid. just go to the orphanage"

by AndreaKristeen January 15, 2009

Patches o'houlihan

A bald bitch that is bald not on purpose but by accident.

Gotdamn look at that Patches O'Houlihan ass bitch, she got no hangtime.

by HitsCripWALK January 20, 2013