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Enjoys stealing lots of cash from strangers and pisses on the walls.He is a mastermind in terms of crimery and loves lemonade.He will never get mad at you no matter what you do and will eat a ton of food for "bulking'. Everyone at school loves houdini.com and wants to become his friend.
I was just going to my local 7-Eleven when a bitch called houdini.com came and stole the whole store and killed everyone inside expect me.Donald Trump and his croonies did not catch him in time.
by bigchunguswithafungus1234 November 3, 2020
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Houdini

Disappearing on your significant other for hours on end with no warning.
Friend A: Sorry about last night, I was asleep
Friend B: I thought you pulled a Houdini on me
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Houda

Houda doesn't miss you, she just acts like she cares, she actually hates you, you waisted her time.
Houda misses me, she is in love with me!

No, Houda doesn’t!
by whocaresyeahyoucare November 20, 2021
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houdini

An absentee in the group chat. Never there. Zero participation points. They’ll make you worry for their safety every time they ghost the chat. Whoosh. Their silence resounds. You’re left to question; were they ever there in the first place?
“They’re never here anyway. Gods they’re such a houdini”
by missinginaction66 October 9, 2021
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Houda

google tell me a joke

google : do you know what is lower than 0

me : idk ? what ?
google : houda's iq
by mikeamery December 1, 2021
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Houdinied

To have smoked DMT and not being aware til after you hit it
Dude is he alright?

Yeah he just got houdinied so hes kinda trippin...
by iLLBackPack December 18, 2021
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Houdini Shitbox

Also called Pavlov’s Butthole, whenever this person has to do work they will feel the sudden urge to take an hour-long shit.
by tytech038 March 21, 2022
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