Definitions by missinginaction66

houdini 

An absentee in the group chat. Never there. Zero participation points. They’ll make you worry for their safety every time they ghost the chat. Whoosh. Their silence resounds. You’re left to question; were they ever there in the first place?

“They’re never here anyway. Gods they’re such a houdini”

houdini by missinginaction66 October 9, 2021

serial sapphic 

Someone whose attraction is not limited to women, but who finds themselves attracted to or in relationships with women more often than not.

Not to be confused with 'serial lesbian', pretty sure that one has something to do with serial killing.

"Oh, she's bi but she rarely dates men. Guess she's a serial sapphic."

serial sapphic by missinginaction66 October 9, 2021