hobo bling

Any form of cheap and/or plastic jewelry; refashioned or re-appropriated items worn as jewelry or accessories.

Yo, check the gummy bracelets on that indie girl's wrist. She's rockin' mad hobo bling.

by Ryan Alexander Diduck January 11, 2008

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Hobo Surprise

When partying with a large group of friends, the first person to pass out is presented with the hobo surprise. A used condom in the street is found and the contents of the used condom is squeezed out onto the sleeping person's face. Similar to the dispensing of a go-gurt!!!

Katherine was given a hobo surprise much to the delight of her colleagues.

by HS President March 1, 2010

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hobo brawl

A battle between two hobos over a trash can to light a fire over in da cold.

Little Kid "Hey ma, what are those two people doin by that trashcan?"

Mom " oh, thats just a hobo brawl."

by Mr redneckman May 23, 2010

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hobese

an obese whore. she does not realize that her chub hangs out of her lowriders/tube top and smells of fish. her hair is usually not washed

Damn gurl, look at that hobese!
Gurl please...that's a hobese walkin down the street right there!

by Katie July 19, 2004

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random hobo

A sexual maneuver involving a guy fucking a girl from behind, and as he's fucking her he slips out mid-pump and replaces himself with a vagrant fresh off the street.

If perfectly executed the vagrant resumes with the same rhythym, which feels no different to the girl (except for added vaginal friction from the scabs and warts on the hobo's dick, and ass slaps are now somewhat muffled by the hobo's fingerless gloves).

The guy then puts himself in plain view of the girl who thinks he is fucking her. Little does she know she's about to get stabbed in the ass with a dirty heroin needle.

Last night I gave this slut the ol' Random Hobo.

That girl got Hobo'ed five times last semester.

by 8============D - - - - (.)(.) February 16, 2009

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