Someone who gives hobos a lick to make them feel better, or licks the wounds when they are bleeding.
"Oh look at that poor hobo he's bleeding everywhere i'd better go and lick him better", then the hobo says"oh you have saved my life how can i ever thank you hobo licker".
by random joker March 5, 2011
Get the Hobo Lickermug. An organization of the Cheatengine Foums that specializes in mass derepping and company picnics. The leader's name is "The Hobo" hence the organization's name, hobo mafia.
hobo mafia : "we will be a group of elite rep terrorists who will all save our rep, designate a target and then -rep them to -1 and we will also have company picnics."
by HoboMafiaCEF February 8, 2009
Get the hobo mafia mug. Townies,Hobo's, White Trash, Fake wanna be baller's that look for the daily drink specials and bottle service's such as discounted vodka's like Absolute, Gordons, Triple distilled gasoline etc. Hang out at the local tap and order dollar shots for everyone. Will only hang out at bars that give discounts or free drinks etc. People who where trends from 2-3 yrs ago and still think its hot.
Hey man I know the bar tender at this spot I got the hook up. Why go anywhere else, I get dollar shots! I got you man I got you know worries. Tonight I'm Hobo Ballin! Hey may the club has $80 dollar bottles of Gordon's Vodka man I will go half on a bottle man. Im Hobo Ballin tonight my guys at the door will hook it up. Let me valet my 1995 benz.
by Joey Chicago December 26, 2010
Get the Hobo Ballinmug. When one is trolled IRL in such a way that it could only have been done by an indigent. Having a volatile mixture of relatively unlimited free time and austere constraints on available resources, a creative hobo can produce the kind of hijinks that would leave an average citizen completely flummoxed, questioning the reality of what was just experienced.
JB: "A homeless man sat on our porch today. He recited a poem. Then we met him at the local bar. He ordered a slice of pizza. He followed us home and then tried to sell us a used bondage kit. He left it for us after we gave him 40¢. What the fuck?"
X: "I think you're getting hobo-trolled."
X: "I think you're getting hobo-trolled."
by xenomouse October 4, 2012
Get the hobo-trolledmug. To attack someone with bodily force and a reckless disregard for one's own safety. Alternatively, to forcefully sift through a garbage receptacle in search of foodstuffs.
"Good God, Chuck really hobo-slammed that guy at the bar. I'm not sure who took more damage."
Alternative use: "Sorry, I can't go out tonight, I wanna Hobo-Slam a couple dumpsters outside the grocery store. I'm hoping I can get some of that sea bass the wife likes."
Alternative use: "Sorry, I can't go out tonight, I wanna Hobo-Slam a couple dumpsters outside the grocery store. I'm hoping I can get some of that sea bass the wife likes."
by Orsom Thane November 9, 2018
Get the Hobo-slammug. Super intense kissing, like normal kissing, except dirtier (and sometimes bloody, that's just what happens when you don't have a dental plan)
(warning: hobo kisses can induce stabbing and robbing you of everything in your pockets)
(warning: hobo kisses can induce stabbing and robbing you of everything in your pockets)
by ANNE[[monster]] February 21, 2009
Get the Hobo Kissesmug. After the bowl has been smoked, or the joint has been toked, what remains is the "hobo hoot." There is the possibility of getting some smoke from it, but it will probably be half resin, and will undoubtedly taste awful. It refers mostly to the smoking of marijuana, but can refer to anything in the proper context.
by Kristin. February 26, 2007
Get the hobo hootmug.