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Hayhawk

1. (Noun) Hayhawk: When you and a friend/sibling/etc. say the same word at the exact same time--most often when said word is completely made up yet somehow two people end up saying the exact same thing at the exact same time.

2. (Verb) Hayhawk(ed): Having said a word at the exact same time as another person.
*after coming up with 100s of variations of the name "Hannah"*
G: Hagna
C: Hanini
G+C: Hayhawk!!!
by greyweeb July 3, 2024
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Hayhim

When someone uses hay to form a human like presence in a bed to make others think there is someone in the bed
He made a hayhim and snuck out of the house
by Chad Murphy July 5, 2024
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Hayhim

When someone uses hay to form a human like presence in a bed to make others think there is someone in the bed
He made a hayhim and snuck out of the house
by Chad Murphy July 5, 2024
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Will Hayter

A ladies man who charms every one he meets. It's impossible not to love Will Hayter.
that guy looks like he could be a Will Hayter
by milo1234 March 19, 2012
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ba-hayhay

The Spanish version of "va-jayjay".
OH, mija, why do you have to be such a ba-hayhay?
by DietEvil March 27, 2013
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Kathy Hauth

Kathy Hauth was this overweight hoe who wrote a one hit wonder in 1998 called "Meant to Say Sunday." The song actually hit number 84 on the billboard top 100. Often described by the tabloids as an unfunny female Chris Farley, Hauth never had much else to contribute to society. Well after "Meant to Say Sunday," she had a brief stint of fame before she suffered a crushing heart attack at the age of 33. Doctors said the cardiac arrest was brought on by chronic use of Crystal Meth compounded by years of depressed loneliness. Shortly after Hauth's poorly attended funeral, she was honored with a star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame in November 26th, 2000.

UPDATE: This star granted to Kathy Hauth was resurfaced in early 2002 in an effort by Hollywood to make way for more widely known celebrities. The star was then granted to Carrot Top's Las Vegas co-performer, Bill "Rawdog" Snuckit, whom Hollywood had felt superseded Hauth in accomplishment.
That poor woman, she just ended up being a Kathy Hauth.
by FunRandomFacts101 July 25, 2014
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Al-Haitham, CA

Al-Haitham, CA -

A mythical town in Kern County. It's most well known landmarks is the Sheikh temple and Al-Haitham Market. Schools that are nearby are McKee and Golden Valley High School.

Noted by the only grocery store in a weird little town 7 miles south of Bakersfield, the market was previously named Greenfield Market, the new management change the name to Al-Haitham Market as of 2023.

Honestly there is two Greenfields in California, one next to Salinas Northern California and the other Greenfield is a secret to everybody in Bakersfield Southern California.

Al-Haitham should replace the name of Greenfield in Kern County.

Both Greenfields in California hate each other because of the NorCal SoCal rivalry.

Many Surenos are confused by Greenfield Bakers that is a Bakersfield set that is bizarrely Sureno aligned and most Surenos hate the Greenfield name and will shoot anything with "Greenfield" on sight.

Since most Surenos know that Greenfield is Norteno aligned next to the birthplace of Norteno culture, that is Salinas, CA; for safety purposes Al-Haitham is a proper name change so that most Surenos from nearby Los Angeles and Kern County don't accidently kill Greenfield Bakers Surenos over the"Greenfield" name that is tattooed on Greenfield Bakers Sureno members.

If the "Greenfield Bakers" do not wish to call themselves otherwise, most Surenos would order them to the NorCal Greenfield as Upstate Surenos.
Al-Haitham,CA-

Derek-"Hey, they change the name of Greenfield Market to Al-Haitham Market."

Bobby-"What's going on here? First the Sheikh Temple, then it's now Al-Haitham, CA?

Michael-"About time, every Sureno hates the name Greenfield, it's shoot on sight with bonus points if they hit an actually Norteno from Greenfield, CA or Salinas, CA."

Al-Haitham Market is just a typical market but it's a bizarre name change, not because it's Arabic in origin, but because it replaced the name of Greenfield Market, named after the only market in Greenfield area 7 miles south of Bakersfield.
by bbobcali661 June 6, 2023
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