Hansel and Gretel

When a woman makes her boyfriend a sandwhich (preferably pbj or ham) and then she gives him a blowjob. After he cums on her face, he sprinkles his left over bread crumbs on her face.

Boy- Oh god, im gonna blow
Girl- yay
(boy jizzes and throws crumbs)
Boy- take my hansel and gretel slut... make me another sandwhich

by padre6969 May 31, 2011

hansel and gretel

when your girl is making something in the oven, as she opens the oven door you shove her head in and fuck her in the ass

rick gave his grandma the old hansel and gretel as she took the thanksgiving turkey out of the ove

by rshanks April 7, 2008

hasse

COP

That guy over there is an undercover hasse.

by nice try geek August 28, 2009

Hausermann

Slutty women who constantly dress up like men!

My mother is such a hausermann.

by Antonymap888 November 5, 2011

Harses

An awful word, and if spoken directley at you. Immediate retaliation with a open handed slap is then in order,
Note: Has the effect of finger pecks.

Man makes harses in the kitchen, man then it turn takes life for harses

by harses harses harses November 21, 2010

hanseo

The cutiest boy in the world. Sometimes acts a little gay and has a big humongous ass.

Hanseo is my best friend and he has a big ass.

by ChoooChoo December 7, 2020

Hansen

Tall, amazing, and beautiful gorl who has a heart of gold and a smile that lights up the world. She has a cute little nose that looks adorable when she's upset, and has the most adorable Spock ear you will ever see. She's amazing, and a person that deserves the best in life from everyone.

look see that gorl hansen

by HeccYou March 18, 2019