Hanking

Function: verb
Pronunciation: 'hangking

1. To eat out someone's ass, repeatedly.

Ex: That girl was dirty and deserved a good hanking.

by BigPutz January 18, 2008

hanging wedgie

when some one hangs you by you underwear with no way of holding on to some thing with your feet

one day when i was in 6th grade i decided to go to the forest during summer i wore breifs back then and two pair extra extra large incase i got a wedgie and good thing to cause two guys jumped me one picked me up by my underwear and put some pine cones in there and then they took some rope and hung me right in the middle of the soccer post for three hours after that they made me call home and tell them i was going to be gone for a few days nobody cared i was open game after that they put me on a tree while that time atleast six bystanders passed by and didn't even help a few even made it worse by putting pine cones in there after that they let me go at least i thought but as ounce as i got five feet i was actully begging to be put back in a wedgie so they put me on a teather ball pole but i coudn't get down cause they putt me in these like 8 in boots but after a janitor tried to help get me down he just took the boots off i was kinda glad to see the guys come back and give me food but then i had to sleep in a hanging wedgie i didn't care at alll all they really did was give me a hanging wedgie all day for the next 2 days i got 100% alchlohol put in my pants some people tryed helping but i didn't want to get out of the wedgie i wanted to stay in it the hole time even though i pissed my breifs like a hole lot and my underwear was way over my head i actully like it

by Wedgie Lad 50708 November 14, 2010

Low Hanging Fruit

When your grandfather is so old that his balls hang down to his knees

My grand daddy sat on his balls the other day because he has some low hanging fruit.

by Chuck July 17, 2014

love-handling

when you put a really fat chick on her side and fuck her love handles.

shit man. that bitch must be 350 pounds. can you just picture me love-handling the shit out of her?

by jc chazez April 24, 2008

handigirl

A handicapped girl twho has the handipapped placard for parking.

Do you have your handigirl with you?

by me October 8, 2003

Hanging wedgie

A wedgie where the victim is left hanging by his underwear for a period of time.

When I was around 8 years old my brothers gave me a hanging wedgie on our bunk bed and left to eat dinner. I was wearing tighty whities so it hurt more. When they got back, they took me down and let me eat.

by MPBOS September 6, 2014

Ass Hanging Out Bitches

1. MHFH awesome players who wear thongs allowing their asses to hang out while being bitchy to one another.
2. Girls who let their ass hang out while bitching about their lives.

At the MHFH sleepover one of the girls was wearing extremly short shorts which allowed her ass to hang out while she was bitching at me for leaving her stuff down stairs. She is such an Ass hanging out Bitches.

by MHFH Goalie September 22, 2010