half-wit

1.a person of subnormal intelligence

2.One who lacks the intelligence of the "normal" sector of the human population; even so cannot handle the most mundane of tasks due to the lack of common sense and intelligence

3.a person lacking common sense, a person who lacks good sense or judgment ,a stupid incompetent person

1.Holy titty fuck,he is such a half-wit that he couldn't find himself in a mirror!

2.You are a half-wit.Period.

by zingeraddict October 19, 2011

Half-Retarded

The correct terminology when one wants to refer to a person acting idiotic or out-right stupid because real Retards cant help being retarded.

Did you just hear what Tommy said? Man that guy is Half-Retarded I swear...

by Lean Mean Bulimic Machine May 8, 2019

Nuts and a half

I) When one finds something very extroidanary, mind blowing, interesting
II) Used to define extreme actions taken by a person with little mind power
III) When someone does something life-risking and very dangerous

I) My god that was nuts and a half dude!!
II) Dude this jump is nuts and a half...
III) He jumped off the tower? He's nuts and a half, fo sho.

by DJ Striker November 13, 2004

half fail

A mistake, or fail, that is not quite a full fail, but is halfway there.

His life is a half fail because the first part of his life is such a fail, not having yet to experience the second part.

by priscyyy February 23, 2011

Half-Weight

A Half-Weight is .5 grams of any powdered drug. There are 7 half-weights in an 8-ball.

I was keen to score an eight-ball, but all I could afford was a half-weight.

by Diego December 2, 2003

34 and a half

Its the sexual act of 69 with a midget

I met a sexy ass midget at the mall and we ended up going back to my place and we did 34 and a half

by adenfaden December 22, 2009

half beard

n. facial hair that is about half the length required to be a full beard.

LG: You aren't looking so professional in your polo today.
DK: That's quite a professional half beard you're sporting.
LG: Really? I was just being lazy.

by dkizzle September 15, 2007