Steve: Yeah man I'm in the doghouse today
John: Awwhh shit why's that?
Steve: Well she was crying about her fish dying so we were cuddling and I got hug dick
John: Awwhh shit why's that?
Steve: Well she was crying about her fish dying so we were cuddling and I got hug dick
by MrWotty August 20, 2016

When a guy goes in for a hand shake, then you pull him and twist him around and put his penis on his butt.
by Jail Man June 1, 2016

Common amongst middle school children. An act of standing on the playground or other semi-secluded place and hugging their "boyfriend" or "girlfriend" for an extended amount of time.
by SteamtownScholar December 17, 2016

by samm2smooth March 7, 2022

by Money Bandman November 15, 2016

by lhh's gf (REAL) February 3, 2021

A hug pat is a mix between a hug and a pat. You often see anime characters pat each others heads, right? And you hug your friends, don’t you? Mix them together- AND BLAM!!! It’s a hug pat!
“I heard you’re getting close to Patricia.” Bob grins.
“Nah,” sighs Eugene, “we haven’t got past hug patting”
“Nah,” sighs Eugene, “we haven’t got past hug patting”
by Seals are smexy March 19, 2018
