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Hula hoop

A hula hoop must be a registered large hoop spun around the body by gyrating the hips, for play or exercise. One must report their hula hoop to the nearest home affairs. One must not receive any nuts if their hula hoop is not registered.
I love spinning in my hula hoop
by Dwinxstar December 15, 2021
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hammett hoop

a single basketball goal in a field that has given many generations of kids a place to shoot hoops
Every time I drive by that hammett hoop, there is a young fellow shooting 3s. I bet that hammett hoop has seen more shots than a Memphis gas station.
by michael mooncricket III April 18, 2025
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Hoop Drawer

Someone who can't bring themselves to jump through hoops for carrots. Instead they draw their own hoops. These people are typically found in upper management, or in the creative department being shit upon jizz money.
He's a hoop drawer, or as he puts it. He earned his degree between two pints of America's Finest Lager.
by Slick Lion January 20, 2016
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Hula Hooping

The action of putting a hula hoop up your ass and videoing it and for your friends.
“Conor O Regan why did you send me a video of putting a hula hoop up your ass? Hula hooping is so weird!”
by Hula Hooping April 15, 2022
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holy hoops

The annual basketball game between two Sacramento rivals, Jesuit/St. Francis and Christan Brothers, that takes place every Januaray in the basketball season. The gym each year gets slowly more packed as the games go on, from Freshman to Varsity. This compition is so electrifying and full with energy that if you loose you carry the humiliation of loosing to your rival. It's not a friendly game between two high schools, it's war.
Eugene- Hey Susie what game should I go to? Sacramento Kings vs Denver Nuggets or Holy Hoops?

Susie- Hands down Holy Hoops! You don't wanna miss this game!!
by Alberta Payne January 12, 2014
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Hoop Theory

Noun: The act of approaching all types of girls correlated to taking different types of basketball shots based on their perceived attractiveness and the difficulty of the shot.

Lay-up: Asking out someone who’s chopped and pretty easy to get with. “Everyone warms up with lays, apart of every players bag”

Mid-range shot (Middy): Going for someone who’s debatable if you should go for that or not but it takes some effort, but still within reach. “Every great player has to shoot some middys sometimes, keep them humble.”

3-pointer: Tryna bag someone attractive, these shots are harder to take but not out of reach, one could go in. . “3 balls are essential to add to the bag, needa be proud of the shots you take.”

Logo shot: Pursuing someone extremely attractive and out of your league. Likely won’t succeed, but worth a shot. Do not recommend but every once in a while the shot is there. ONLY FOR 10s “Chooc’s favorite shot.”
Do you practice hoop theory? If so what’s is your favorite shot to take?
by ChoocLovesWoman December 4, 2024
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Hoop a Nut

The act of masturbating and ejaculating straight up and hooping it into one’s own belly button.
“Dude, did you hear? Devin really did hoop a nut yesterday
“Ew man I hope he cleaned his belly button after it.”
by King Sniffs July 6, 2018
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