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hoop

A slang term used by folk in Dallas meaning to fight or “bump”
Ay nigga we can meet up and hoop whatever yhu on bih
by laasn4il June 7, 2024
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hoop

Los Angeles County Sheriff's way of saying 'cruiser, patrol car, radio car'.
by lssheriff May 5, 2021
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Hulu Hoops

(hoo loo hupes) - noun - the ads, sign up process, and/or terrible navigation page that you have to jump through to finally get to your show.
"Man, I can't believe all these Hulu Hoops before my show even starts! None of these ads are relevant to me! I just want Modern Family, please... Hulu..."
by MisterPenguin August 27, 2015
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hoop soup

The mixture of unwiped shite from the arse with arse sweat.
Fuck me its hot today, my arse crack is swimming in hoop soup
by kev BROWN October 21, 2018
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Hoop Theory

Noun: The act of approaching all types of girls correlated to taking different types of basketball shots based on their perceived attractiveness and the difficulty of the shot.

Lay-up: Asking out someone who’s chopped and pretty easy to get with. “Everyone warms up with lays, apart of every players bag”

Mid-range shot (Middy): Going for someone who’s debatable if you should go for that or not but it takes some effort, but still within reach. “Every great player has to shoot some middys sometimes, keep them humble.”

3-pointer: Tryna bag someone attractive, these shots are harder to take but not out of reach, one could go in. . “3 balls are essential to add to the bag, needa be proud of the shots you take.”

Logo shot: Pursuing someone extremely attractive and out of your league. Likely won’t succeed, but worth a shot. Do not recommend but every once in a while the shot is there. ONLY FOR 10s “Chooc’s favorite shot.”
Do you practice hoop theory? If so what’s is your favorite shot to take?
by ChoocLovesWoman December 4, 2024
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let’s hoop

let’s shoot it out or fight
New slang the yns are using
Let’s hoop Ian sayin no mo
by bigbodygle000 July 16, 2025
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Basketball Hoop

1)A girl too ugly to mess with behind the scenes.
2)An ugly girl thats annoying enough to make you wanna commit suicide.
Also see Rock and Park Bench.
Random Person: (Laughing) "So what happened with you and that Basketball hoop?"
Yourself: "I kicked that annoying hoochie out of my house becuz she was annoying the crap out of me"
by Aries of STARS May 24, 2007
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