Stewie Griffin: the untold story!

The name of the new family guy movie due for release September 27, 2005. I heard it was pretty damn good. Going straight to dvd.

It's about how stewie sees a guy on tv that looks just like him. Convinced this guy is his real dad, Stewie travels the country to find him.

by Adrian September 5, 2005

griffin

1) the most amazing guy ever
2) always keeps you entertained
3) sometimes acts black
4) loves to listen to loud music
5) might be a little bit deaf
6) has no friends but 1
7) acts very mature for his age
8) loves to swim
9) pale
10) able to love

1) ooh he must be griffin
2) hahaha hes so griffin
3) damn griffin can rap
4) yeah the sounds coming from griffin
5) can you hear me griffin?!
6) am i your only friend griffin?
7) gez griffin you shouldnt know that
8) lets go with griffin to the lake
9) apperently you didnt go anywhere for spring break griffin
10) i love you too griffin

by its a secret :) September 2, 2009

peter griffin

main character of the best show out there....Family Guy

Pea....tear....griffin....Peter Griffin!

by ill bavid March 14, 2005

griff nuts

nuggets of poo that escape wiping and solidify, clinging to your anal region

Michael admitted to his friends that he sometimes cut his griff nuts off with scissors

by Spliff Richard July 25, 2008

Gift From Grandma

A handjob. Referred to as a "Gift From Grandma", because traditionally on holidays the gift from Grandma was the worst one given. Hence the analogy of receiving a gift you didn't really want.

Guy One: So how'd it go with Cheryl last night?
Guy Two: Eh, not so good. I just ended up with a gift from Grandma.
Guy One: Bummer, dude.

by B-Jammin July 17, 2006

Re-gifter

One who receives a gift from someone, does not like it, so he/she gives to someone else for his/her birthday christmas etc.

Elain accused George of being a re-gifter after she found out that George had given the gift to his girlfriend for her birthday.

by Bosmack October 28, 2006

Peter Griffin

The absolute best animated character ever. He stars in the absolute best animated show ever, Family Guy. I am obsessed with that show. If anyone disses Family Guy in my presence, I become very, very angry, and generally do things that I later regret.

Peter Griffin lives with his wife, Lois, and his three kids, Chris, Meg and Stewie, in Quahog, Rhode Island (and sometimes Petoria). He works at Happy-Go-Lucky Toy Factory.

I salute him.

One of Peter Griffin's quotes:

"But still this house is freak-in' sweeeeeeeeeet!!"

by Ben Kenobi June 4, 2005