Goober Baby

After a guy ejaculates in a girl's rectum, the semen seeps into the vagina and causes pregnancy.

My child is a Goober Baby.
Oh, No, i'm pregnant with a Goober Baby!

by Nicole and Carl September 29, 2008

goofy goober

I have a little goofy goober and her name is hailey g.! enough said.

im a goofy goober yeah.. your a goofy goober yeah.. we're all goofy goobers yeah.. GOOFY GOOFY GOOBER GOOBER YEAHH!

by goofy goober 2 May 8, 2005

Goober

A guy who wears fedoras, talks to doors at 5:45 a.m, pronounces "milk" wrong, would marry and have several kids with Cake (if it were possible), and dresses to the left.

The only person in the whole world who could get away with saying: "I don't like how this bee thinks he knows whats up"

Ultimate Goober: Chris Ercoli

by RandyThePuppy September 12, 2011

goober

slang for a male penis.
slang for a peanut.
Name of a terrible candy.

A really goofy person, and or outcast,
or nerd

At the movies I ordered a box of Goobers, and a soda,
at the snack bar.

"Oh man, I was shaving my pubes, and accidentally nicked my goober."

"Would you look at Marty acting so goofy,
He really is a big goober."

by HotFoot July 27, 2009

gooberlips

A term often used in calling someone an Idiot, Moron, Retard, Fuckface.

Wow look at that gooberlips over there talking shit.

by Lmfao Wtf Rofl October 22, 2006

goobendobular

a word made by Mr. I, a teacher at HBHS to confuse his accelerated geometry students

Student 1: Hey, was Mr. I kiding when he asked us to define goobendobular?
Student 2:IDK.

by SamySpaz October 21, 2008

Goober-dog

The great taste of Smucker's Goober Grape mixed with the different but also delicious taste of any hot-dog roll, all in one bite.

Goober-dog Party Plate
Serves 4-6 people

Ingredients:
One package of hot-dog buns (8-12 per pack is ideal)
Two jars of Smucker's Goober Grape (sold at most supermarkets)

Directions:
Put 2-3 Knife-fulls of Goober Grape into each hot-dog bun

Created by: David M. Barrows

David: You guys want some Goober-dogs?
Scott: Hell yeah we want some Goober-dogs, I'll make them now!!!!!
Jonathan & Emilio: This was the greatest idea ever!

by S.Spawn August 19, 2009