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Goonscrolling

Scrolling on downbad instagram while hitting a nasty, sticky goonsesh with da boys.
Grady was goonscrolling all day until he started shootin' blanks.
by muntmaxxer May 3, 2024
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Goonscrolling

Scrolling on down bad Instagram while coating your room in baby batter (with the muchachos) during a goonsesh.
Grady was goonscrolling all day until he started shootin' blanks; he had no more cockshots left.
by muntmaxxer May 3, 2024
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Goonster

AKA (Goonmaster, Goonmaxxer)

The terminology surrounding the modern part-meme part-reality of the act of “Gooning” has risen in popularity drastically during early to mid 2024. This has lead to words to spring off of the original concept such as the mentioned Gooner, Goonster, and Goonmaxxer to be related to different levels of Gooning and the levels of pleasure experienced during these three levels.

The Goonster is a form of Gooner that is considered an expert, mentor, or master of gooningEX1. “Gooning” is the act of perpetual stimulation of an erectile male penis over a long amount of time or when a male person who “edges” until they reach what is known as a transcendent “Goon State” where the appearance of the male face resembles the “Jizz Face” in some part while also keeping the features of a Goon or Goblin-like monsterEX2. A ”Gooner” is someone who simply Goons frequently (Anywhere from once a month to once every three days). Therefore, the “Goonster” is a master of “Gooning” and might goon up to 12/24 hours a day for maximal goon state. This maximal goon state that is over 6 hours is known as “Goonmaxxing”. A Goonmaxxer is the third level of gooning, and is a person who reaches the Goonmaxx State at least once a weekEX3

Additional classification can be added with numerical levels of pleasure as experienced by the gooner. EX4
EX1 “Max is such a Goonster, he spends over six hours of his time every day Gooning and he is the one who taught me and all of my friends how to Goon!”

EX2 “I heard that Tim can edge for like 3 hours at a time! He is a fantastic gooner!”

EX3 “The Goonster Theo must have been Goonmaxxing all last week, I couldn’t snap him back at all!”

EX4 “I literally got a level 45 goon last night and it felt so good.”
by Goonictionary May 26, 2024
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Goonscrolling

The act of watching short porn videos repeatedly and gooning. This will cause an infinite loop of scrolling through porn, Goonscrolling. Similar to boonscrolling and doomscrolling.
Person 1: Bro I gooned and scrolled on x hamster for hours last night.
Person 2: Sounds like you were goonscrolling king.
by Uk911 May 30, 2024
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Goonsell

The act of gooning or edging whilst having the name Marsel or Marcel
I could tell Marsell was being a Goonsell in the bathroom I could hearing clapping and yelping.
by Dr.DoogleWIENRE June 3, 2024
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Goonscrolling

its where you edge while scrolling on social media, and when you find something good, you GOON.
"Dude I was Goonscrolling a girl on my insta last night"
by nsnzbl June 5, 2024
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Goonscendence

A state of ultimate being achieved after prolonged, highly disciplined gooning. Effects of this state have been reported to include future sight, time travel, astral projection, and the ability to communicate with animals.
Jack was able to accurately predict the winning lottery numbers once he achieved goonscendence as a result of his summer-long goon sesh.
by Kusterfuck69 July 6, 2024
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