goog

A derogatory term for someone who uses Google Search Engine

Hey what's up you Goog.

Go look it up on the internet you Goog.

by ChaseM November 15, 2007

Goog

The Guggenheim Museum of Art in New York or Bilbao, Spain.

Let's go to the Goog first, then we'll head to the Tavern On The Green!

by pentozali June 26, 2006

Damaged Goods

A female that has been taken advantage by the Bad Boys and Men that are usually out of her league, and got her heart broken multiple times.

She's usually a female in her early 30s, mostly a single mom, she never learn from her mistakes and still want the bad boy instead the good guy that will treat her right.

Damaged Goods: All men are the same, A*holes!
Mike: Check your friendzone, there is alot of guys will treat you like a queen.

Damaged Goods: Eww, disgusting!

by Tommydella October 8, 2021

goog er

A Weed smoker who traded his Google stocks for dick weed Bonds.

"Hey, Trader Joe sells this new organic veggie bbq... it's called BBQ GooG!!!"
"I'm trading in my stupid Google stocks for dick weed Bonds!"

"Sell low, buy low, stay low!"
"I think I am Incredible. This is Fuckin Awesome!!!"
"GooG ER!!!!"

by francis ford scopalla richard May 5, 2013

Googaly Goggaly Tennis

Best flippin' game ever created. Only the ultra amazing minds of Joe E and Adam K could have come up with such an amazing game.

Played with 2 teams of a max of 2 players on each side, on a tennis court.

Rules:
1. No reaching over or going over the other side of the net
2. If the ball goes over the fence, you lose
3. You lose if the ball completly stops rolling
4. Balls that somehow roll under the fence and stop under, or on the other side are played, andn counted as a stop.
5. Play EVERYTHING.
6. No blacks, jews or Ty's.
7. The only exception to the player-per team-rule is if you are playing double court (!!!)

"Up for some Googaly Goggaly Tennis today, Adam?"
"Heck yes! Kristyn is goin' down!"

And yes, she lost.

by Joe E Rules April 13, 2005

Goodstock

Goodstock is a synonym for good lovin. Like to be really good at sex.

"I was educated in Goodstock, so i get all the pussy i could ever want"

by TheBeastWith2Backs September 5, 2011

Pounce on sugar goods

Pouncing on sugar goods is a term used to describe dancing close to a Sexy Female

I see a hottie in the club. My favorite song came on, so I "Pounced on her sugar goods".
"Pounce on sugar Goods"

by Sammysoho April 29, 2009