Google-izer

A person who retains zero knowledge and must Google everything, including the simplest, most ridiculous things and things most people wouldn't care to know.

Google-izer: I'm going to Google the definition of a rock.

Google-izer: I wonder how many 5 letter words have the letter 'a' in it. I'm going to Google that.

Google-izer: When is the ideal time to go poo. I bet Google has an answer. Let me check.

by Hawkyguy March 21, 2012

Google silence

When engaged in online text conversation, the silence while a participant googles a word or question in the conversation as they don't know themselves and are embarrassed.

Adam was forced into Google silence while he googled the meaning of the word antidisestablishmentarianism.

by adamscybot August 1, 2012

google guy

Someone who is great in googling things.

Hey! You know what, feed me any word and I will find out what it means. I am a google guy!

by thinkingbuddha December 11, 2013

Google take the wheel

When a group of people use Google to resolve any debate or argument without checking any other source of information, thereby recognizing Google and it's divine power as the greatest source of information in existence, they let Google take the wheel. Based off of the popular Carrie Underwood song "Jesus take the wheel".

My wife - "We should have turned at that last red light".
Me- "No, we won't turn again until we get to Florida".
My wife- "I'm positive you should have turned at the last red light".
Me- "That's fine . Why don't you get online and enter the address. We will let Google take the wheel and see where we end up turning".
My wife - "You were right, I was wrong. "

by stone definition August 5, 2014

Google Brain

To have a Google Brain (negative connotation):

When you no longer commit things to memory, and rely, instead, on Google for everything.

I can't remember how to do that. I have Google Brain.

Sorry, my memory is crap. I have Google Brain.

by KeepThinking January 7, 2016

Google+

Google+ is a multi posting/social media site that is over taking by small inbred millennials. It is considered the dark edges of the internet after reddit and the source of all new and old dramatic events. Also recognized by the 2012-14 eras as the place where memes come to die. Aside from its horrible trolls and segregation of politics and oppressed ideologies, it has a great hold on the more mature audience that actually hold relevant positions in it, which was originally based on since cancerous groups like velvixia , UTTP , and TPNG spread the cancerous warfare;

Google+ is unique in its own ways with no promotion ads or forced advertising posts in its system, unlike facebook and twitter, its basically a landfill of mixed fandoms, anarchists, trolls, anti trolls and failed abortions.

All users that have a G+ profile are mostly anonymous from the outside world, or something called life, which 78% dont have irl friends using it. Which is, another great feature about it. Note: that this is cancerous type of data describing this new disease created on social media. Use wikipedia for specific shit. In other words, why come to this site in the first place? Lmao.

"Oh shit nigga, you have google+ too?"
"Yeah my name is FoxyTheKawaiiyaoifan:3"

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"Tf is Google+? Is it like Tumblr2.0?"

by Nomadite January 29, 2017

Google Girth

A search performed on google maps for girthy men.

How did you meet this guy? I found him using Google Girth yo.

by Punan_From_Hunan December 12, 2017