fixed-gear

The best kind of bike to commute in the winter.

That fixed gear has awesome control on the slippery stuff.

by Peugeotjoker May 17, 2005

garthed

The most high feeling you can have from smoking marijuana. Garthed represents a further removal from sobriety, or reality, than hafed. (see: hafed).

Timmy was so garthed he told the health center he was a stegosaurus.

by Grant Morby June 30, 2009

fixed-gear bicycle queer

Wanna be elitist hipsters who ride fixed-gear bicycles

Look at that fixed-gear bicycle queer!

by Urban-dee September 10, 2009

Gart

To expel gas from the anus while simultaneously gagging on a penis.

Tim told Kayla to fit all thirteen freckles on his walpole in her mouth and which made her gart.

by NightSchool March 15, 2018

gear up

to get ready to smoke marijuanna or gear/ smoking before attending a social function.

dude, the bbq is going to be lame.
fuck that, i'm gonna gear up for it.
damn.

by bonerz October 15, 2007

Garthangiclaw

Garthangiclaw is a large sea dwelling animal that feeds on anything and everything, however, over the recent years, has been said to be developing a taste for humans.

It is said to be the size of a double decker bus, and can shoot poison darts from 1356ft below sea level with 98% accuracy. It also has the ability to fly, but airtime does not generally exceed 12 seconds.

It has only been seen twice, and it is said that Garthangiclaw let these people live (after eating their vessel and remaining crew) for the specific purpose of telling its story (yes, Garthangiclaw can talk).

"neoh my gaad, it's Garthangiclaw!"

by matchoo87 September 19, 2011

gartman'd

The act of unknowingly breaking something while trying to fix something else.

"You gartman'd the database didn't you?"

by takecover823 August 2, 2012