Greasy Candle

Greasy Candle (verb) To insert a lit candle/lighter into a gaped anus, with the intent of getting as deep as possible without the flame going out.

"My boyfriend gave me a greasy candle last night, it still burns when I sit down."

by Savu March 16, 2023

Geary

A BeefCake condition, in the post COVID era, whereby desirable males are somewhat weary, sexually. (Obviously only a heterosexual phenomenon)

A very specific form of sexual frustration has emerged recently; it's known as Geary, or geariness, as in, his gear needs to find suitable accommodation.

by Danny Durden June 29, 2023

greasy potato

A person of low intelligence and easily offended. Oftentimes they believe they are smart and being offended proves it.

I called this girl a greasy potato after she said she was offended by my hatred of lawn gnomes. She said it was offensive to Norwegians.

by comradegrizzly August 2, 2023

Greasy Elbow

Not to be confused with the Japanese elbow.
When you put lube on your elbow and go to town on anyone called Bens Mother and make her taste your elbow

I gave Mrs Sharp a greasy elbow.

by Ben Bland August 8, 2023

The Greasy Windmill

The act of which a female called the "Pole" (fully shaven and naked) covers herself it grease or oil, then doing a head stand puts her legs in a pike position, while a male called the "Blade" (also fully shaven and naked) covers himself in grease then inserts himself inside the "Pole's" vagina, then forms himself in a planking position, two other people called "Twerlers" (doesn't matter male or female) then sit on both sides of the figure that the "Pole" and the " blade" have made and spin the "Blade" in a counter-clockwise direction as fast as they can, sort of like a windmill. It is said so be pleasure full experience for the whole family.

Guy 1: Hey, Bill wanted us to come to his house tonight.
Guy 2: He probably wanted us to be the "Twerlers" in The Greasy Windmill.
Guy 1: Lets Do It!!

by K-antelope December 1, 2015

Spooky.greasy.butthole

Some shite instagram page

I like spooky.greasy.butthole

by Tommyxdean on insta October 23, 2018

The Greasy Leonard

The act of watching Young Sheldon while setting your pubes on fire and putting your dick in a dvd of Cars 2

The Greasy Leonard: The Greasy Leonard

Edon: AHHHHHHHHH

by NuttButt_real June 10, 2021