Funky Kong

An OP little bitch in Mario Kart Wii

Guy 1: Just got my ass beat by a Funky Kong.
Guy 2: Ok but what's new?

by bit125 June 18, 2021

funky

Used in the phrase "Funky chicken" meaning the 2nd best of it's kind, the best is "Groovey rooster"

by Anonymous June 28, 2003

Funky Fresh

Fun stylish way to dress yourself in fashionable clothing

Ayy yoo Aleckz you lookin FUNKY FRESH today,like how you put that outfit together.

by Beezzy B August 19, 2010

Funky Scythe

When a gay man fucks a dog or other domesticated animal up the ass until it starts making noises.

Dont look kids! He's violating fluffy!

by Deran McCorminc October 15, 2004

funky gibbon

The grooviest ape in the entire universe!!!!!!!!! xxx

up a tree

by lou January 23, 2004

funky cold medina

to label something funky or fucked up with a little extra pizzazz.

Oh no, Steve banged your mom & sister . . . at the same time!?!?!?
That is funky cold medina brother.

by lift-ticket July 31, 2006

funky

A phrase total and utter morons use to identify themselves.

"Hey dude, that's funky"
"Oh, you're one of them"

by Jimmy Hardcore November 21, 2003