shoebox funeral

Burial of the victim of a fire, explosion, massive crash, which leaves so little remains that fit in a shoebox.

So little left of the victim he could have had a shoebox funeral.

by barber of seville April 12, 2019

Purpose Finder

A person who frequently questions his life and tries and finds a purpose for why he’s alive

Clueless people are sometimes purpose finders

by Human07 October 15, 2019

greek funeral

When teabagging someone, and your balls cover each eye like the coins in an ancient greek funeral.

The night ended when my teabag turned into a greek funeral.

by TastierGiant January 14, 2020

Hoe Finder

When you have a compass or gps to find all the hoes

Lemme pull out my hoe finder

by Vietcong_bushcreeper January 21, 2021

Freedom finder

A basketball move when the offensive player has the ball and makes a move “stepping back to freedom” that creates space for a shot

Timmy took the freedom finder off his hip and blasted off in Jimmy’s face for 3

by Tubo February 6, 2021

Viking Funeral

masturbating into an old sock one last time before you throw it away (or burn it for a more authentic viking experience). ceremony may be done with or without an audience, viking’s choice

hey guys, just got back from a viking funeral. I cried a bit, but I know he’s in a better place now.

by childishzambino May 21, 2021

Gender-Fender-Bender

When you get raw dogged from behind so hard that you get genderbent

Yuri: Ah... what happened last night... all that I remember was that i was getting raw-dogged from behind...
John: Holy shit! Is that really you, Yuri? You... you're a guy now!?
Yuri: What do you me- Oh, so that's what must've happened.
John: Gender-Fender-Bender?
Yuri: Yeah. It must've been a gender-fender-bender.

by I fucked a pussy that shit wet February 8, 2022