fart cannon

a very large exhaust pipe attached to a car that was built for a much smaller pipe, named because of the sound it makes, which is similar to when you fart through a very hight quality microphone

used by chavs (uk) and ricers (us)

me: take off that freaking fart cannon its gonna wake up the entire street!

chav: bu' it' 'ard innit ya goffic nob

by EEwisewolf May 29, 2008

Trust Fart

A fart in which is the signal of trust between a couple. Usually happens when the male farts. The reaction of the female after the fart determines if she trusts you or not.

"I was watching t.v with my girlfriend and decided to give her a trust fart to see what she would do and...

(a) ...she just chuckled, now I know she's the one for me!"
(b)...she said 'oh my god...oh my god' and left....that bitch!"

by yo123 January 12, 2006

Fart Cannon

An enlarged muffler-tip used by people who think that they will be more cool if they make their peice of shit 1998 honda civic DX sound like it is taking a shit everytime they lay on the gas.

Considered the opposite of Pussy Tubes

"Fart Cannons are fucking annoying"
"Nice Fart cannon, does it make your peice of shit 1998 honda civic DX do anything special other than making it sound like it is taking a shit everytime you lay on the gas?"
"Fart cannons are the opposite of pussy tubes"

by IMNOTTHATCREATIVETOMAKEANEWNAMEEVERYTIME May 27, 2008

pirate fart

the act of attacking another person with a fart, by first proclaiming loudly "ARRRR" in the manner of a pirate, pressing the butthole against the target, then releasing a fart, prefereably noisy.

I pirated farted her when she refused to let me cut her in line.

by BI May 6, 2005

fart arpeggio

When your fart starts a certain tone, then changes tone at least twice during its course to produce three (or more) distinct notes.

That fart arpeggio sounded like a D minor to me.

by Freddy Fantastic February 25, 2009

hard fart

The forcing out of flatulence in the hopes of either encouraging a bowel movement or creating a loud noise to impress your friends. Hard farts can be very dangerous in that they can be followed by moderate to severe pain that can either be temporary or more chronic as in the case of hemorrhoids. They can also result in the soiling of oneself and creating and embarrassing situation

"Johnny pushed a loud hard fart out. Everyone laughed. Johnny abruptly left the party, never to return"

by whoins February 14, 2009

Fart fan

1. The proper name of the bathroom exhaust fan. It's purpose is allow moisture and smells to vent, prohibiting mildew growth, and nauseous guests.

Kevin: Becca, there is no fart fan downstairs, you have to use the bathroom upstairs if you need to take a dump.

Becca: I'm good, thanks.

by zombiedater January 18, 2010