friendship therapy

A euphemism for no-strings-attached oral sex, intended to relieve stress or console.

One of my co-workers was depressed over breaking up with her boyfriend, so I offered her some friendship therapy.

by Suburban Turban February 18, 2014

grandfathered friendship

To be friends with someone only because you’ve known them for so long.

You may not necessarily like the person they become and might even find their presence annoying but you still tolerate them because it’s just easier.

The only reason why she still tolerates her is because they are in a grandfathered friendship.

by Gigilesson September 15, 2023

Friendship speech virginity

The first speech given after being upgraded from acquaintance to friend.

Eg: "im taking ur friendship speech virginity omg…"

by Willowonourweddingday December 5, 2021

Friendship Gas Tank

The metaphorical container that holds all the liberties in a friendship. Occasionally needs refilling to keep the friendship in a proper give-take equilibrium. Can be refilled by one friend giving the other friend food, alcohol, sexual favors, money, rides, or even filling their actual gas tank.

Molly: "Mike, can you drive me around to do some errands today?"

Mike: "It's been a while since you filled up the friendship gas tank..."

Molly: "What if I buy you Taco Bell?"

Mike: "Deal"

by Mike the LCB August 3, 2012

Friendship Casual

Two friends who occasionally engage in a physical relationship without any romantic attachment. The two are able to strike a balance between the occasional casual hookup and their friendship. The two are able to go from being just friends to casual lovers back to being just friends again effortlessly.

Guy 1: What’s the deal between you and Skylar?

Guy2: We have a friendship casual relationship.

Guy1: A friendship casual relationship?

Guy2: Yeah we’re two friends who occasionally hookup with no emotional attachment and afterwards go back to being just friend again.

Guy2: If you ask me it sounds more like casual sex slash friends with benefits slash booty call situation.

by Starving Artist246 April 13, 2025

Ropes of Friendship

The action of a man shooting cum on their friend after sex.

Him: hey we been friends for awhile now and I’d like to share my ropes of friendship with you

Her: what’s that?

Him: it’s when we fuck as friends and I shoot some ropes of cum on you as a token of our friendship.

Her: game

by 805Mike December 12, 2021

A Jacob Bryan Friendship

In the case of a Jacob and Bryan relationship, theirs is a friendship that evolved through shared struggles and vulnerabilities. Both grappling with their own battles, they found solace and understanding in each other's company. Bryan's challenges with addiction to drugs and gambling brought them together in a unique way. Jacob, empathetic and compassionate, stepped in reluctantly at first but eventually became Bryan's confidant and pillar of support. Met as strangers, when Jacob filmed Bryan publicly matserbating to the book Mein Kampf. Bryan begged as Jacob to delete the footage, Jacob made him somewhat of a sex slave until Bryan also offered to pay 50% of his wages for life. After realising they pleasure eachother they became best of friends. Within the complexities of their relationship, there existed a deeper connection that surpassed the boundaries of a purely platonic friendship. It was a bond built on shared pain, empathy, and understanding, fostering a closeness that transcended societal norms. Their journey together, though marked by turmoil, was a testament to the depth of human connections amidst adversity and the healing power of genuine companionship. It is important to note in a Jacob Bryan friendship the Jacob often has a huge cock.

Uzair: Wow Amy we have such a close friendship
Mueed: Yea but you never caught me masterbating to Hitlers work :(
Uzair: We do not have a Jacob Bryan friendship
Mueed: True, both our cocks are small

by liljjblingbling December 19, 2023