Flonde

When the words -blonde- and -flat- combined to form FLONDE. A blonde chick who has no titties.flat as a board.

1.eww, she's so flat and blonde, what a fucking flonde!!
2. Rose that stupid tit less bitch, she's such a flonde

by Vicky Navea February 20, 2006

flol

French Laugh Out Loud
HON HON HON HON

person 1: boomshka lakalakakaka
person 2: flol

by theghost1110 August 2, 2006

floud

to have either normal or oral sexual intercourse on the toilet.

dude i was so drunk last night i flouded that shit on the toilet.

by fuckya! March 5, 2010

scrape and flood

shave and shower

After the Hockey game, the players always "scrape and flood"

by Johnny Canuck March 17, 2004

Flooddump

n.<GR flo-FLOW + dump-UNLOAD) extremeley heavy watery loose bowel movement that overflows the toilet bowl

Jennifer's post party flooddump trashed my shoes last night

by Doog July 11, 2003

Flodgy

Anything which is jelly like, wobbly or other wise unpleasently jiggly or flappy.

Little girl to her pregnant mother "Mama, your bellys all flodgy"
A pimp to his whore "Get yo flodgy ass outa here!"

by R!ch4rD December 30, 2007

Flowder

An asian person or something asian orientated.

Look at that flowder over there

Do you want to go to a flowder restaurant?

by Flowder123 May 10, 2011