Flooddump

n.<GR flo-FLOW + dump-UNLOAD) extremeley heavy watery loose bowel movement that overflows the toilet bowl

Jennifer's post party flooddump trashed my shoes last night

by Doog July 11, 2003

Flash Flood Dump

When you don't want others in a public restroom to hear your explosive diarrhea. You pucker up and you flush the toilet at the same time while you dump everything you've got. The toilet flush tries to cover your ass blast noise. Also gets rid of some lingering diarrhea smells.

Girl 1: Honey, I had to dump so bad but the bathroom was full and I didn't want to be embarrassed so I had to pull a Flash Flood Dump.

Girl 2: Dang I know what you mean hun, last time I did that the toilet cut off before I could stop. It was embarrassing. :/

by The Manchester Molester December 6, 2014

FloodGuppy

Generally a person that has been caught in a flood and decides to swim in the streets. Most commonly known, Hurricane Katrina let loose thousands of FloodGuppies.

Dude! Lets go swim in the street!

No, i'm not gonna be a FloodGuppy
OR
Look at that guy in the street being a FloodGuppy!

by CAMMORANIUM November 9, 2011

Foodbumps

Similar to goosebumps, but only experienced when eating incredibly delicious and scrumptious food. Usually paired with an uncontrollable feeling of euphoria and a gigantic smile on one's face.

Peter: (already experiencing foodbumps)

"Matt, the potatoes..."

Matt: (Eats caramelized garlic-onion mashed potatoes, gets foodbumps)
"... Holy shit, the potatoes."

by pjack August 15, 2012

floorjumper

Someone that rides the elevator between two intermediate floors thus delaying those in it for the long haul. Ever heard of the fuckin stairs?

I could have made it to my desk by 9:00 if it wasn't for the damn floorjumpers holding me up.

by Mikey Z July 29, 2005