Filtered

When something(person, situation, story) is essentially made to, or even edited to seem not as bad as it is. Extremely similar to being fake.

She was so filtered, she acted like it wasn't that big of a deal to see her ex when he still clearly wants to be with her and then lied about it.

by Hannigramn January 2, 2017

Filterhead

A cheap fucker who wears a Yamaka.

That filterhead gave me a 2% tip.

by Sean Conner November 5, 2003

Filbert

The slightly more humorous version of a cantankerous old grump who thinks that everything was better in "his" day. Sighting a Filbert is usually a rare event, witnessed briefly by only a few lucky individuals and forgotten just as quickly. A Filbert can bring light and joy to everyday situations before inevitably disappearing and plunging the world back into a steaming pile of turd.

"Hey bro did you see Filbert the other day? Life was briefly amazing and then it was shit again..."

by Filbert McGrumpy March 26, 2019

Filtered

A woman that has been screwed so many times, that it wouldn't gain you any respect or self-dignity to have sexual intercourse with her. Hence the word "tap". She is liked tapped water.So in that case, she has been filtered.

"Dude! Don't do it with Ashley. She's been filtered!"

by SierraWithoutTheMist April 20, 2009

Filtered

Substitute word for something sexual when you're telling your sister about a dream the night before and you catch yourself.

"He filtered inside my jeans this morning"
"You were NOT filtering inside my jeans!"

by emx1 November 11, 2011

bozo filter

A mythical device which would, in theory, be able to identify fools and prevent them from calling/annoying/talking to you. Impossible to implement because fools are so ingenious.

Man that guy is such an idiot. I wish I had a bozo filter.

by pur1337 October 8, 2003

syphon filter

1. Descriptive Noun. Used to describe a videogame that just keeps coming out in order to make people stop buying games in an overcrowded genre.
2. Diet Splinter Cell

Who the fuck is Gabe Logan? I thought his name was Sam Fischer...
or...
Another WWII game? How many times can one storm Normandy Beach?

by Uh oh! Spaggetti-O's June 4, 2005