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fecal dart

A peice of feces launched out of the anus, with the objective of hitting someone in the face, or just spashing in the toilet water
Man, I saw this kid walk by, and as a joke, I shot a fecal dart at his forehead. By the way, you have shit near your eyes. You're so gross.
by Paccali November 14, 2002
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Fecal Fantasy

An all encompassing obsession with stools, not always of a sexual nature. The desire to take a big dump in every bathroom you find. To meticulously calculate this undertaking in a group. Fecal Fantasy Force
Billy: Gee Sally, I had the greatest Fecal Fantasy this morning.

Sally: Really Billy, what's that?

Billy: I wanna drop a deuce in every bathroom on our college campus.

Sally: My dear! What an undertaking! We may need to call for backup.

Billy: QUICKLY SALLY TO THE BM HOTLINE!!!! Assemble the FECAL FANTASY FORCE!!!!

Sally: Damn right!
by LUX February 16, 2004
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Feckelyet

derived from the phrase fuck all yet edited to say feck all yet
on a phone conversation this is sometimes to time consuming to say feck all yet so instead substitue with feckelyet

wardrup i have coined this

this is my word
wardrup phones miceff"riiight miceff yae dane the night bud"
miceff" fuck knows mate, any plans on the go."
wardrup" nah mate feckelyet"
miceff"fuckin bastard friday night and feckels happnin"
by Ally"TheScarletPimpernel"McF October 23, 2009
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Fecal-Shmeckled

(Verb) When you're doing anal with a girl, and she craps on your cock
Guy #1: What smells?

Guy #2: I tried to buttfuck Sheela, but i went too hard and got fecal-shmeckled
by Mashque September 22, 2010
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fecalization

Complete bullshit, cobbled together from fragments of legitimate truth.

ALT:
A statement, given as fact, which will lead ONLY to Glen Beck or the Tea Party if researched.
A: That salesman sure seemed to know about computers.
B: No way, pure fecalization.

ALT:
A: Have you heard what Glen Beck said about civil rights?

B: Yeah bro. Total fecalization.
by elmoloveftl November 24, 2011
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fecal rope

We promise 9 feet of fecal rope in our raunchy vids
by Billche April 6, 2003
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feckbag

1. Banterful or comradely term of abuse used in a similar way to swine or git to describe a friend who has outplayed you in an online game.
2.Real-life term describing a friend who has had good fortune.
1. That feckbag Richie shot me 12 times on St Lo.
2. Richie has just won the Euro lottery the lucky feckbag.
by |C3| November 12, 2008
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