Fartacrite

One who is hypocritical about farts.

If a horrendous smelling or sounding fart had come from your spouse, you would want to kill them. Be grossed out. Repulsed.

Same fart comes from your body, then there is absolutely nothing wrong with the fart. In fact is smells rose like and sounds like the hum of a violin.

Therefore the person is a fartacrite.

by Ambethan March 27, 2011

Fart Meiser

A fart meiser is defined as someone who is extremely self conscientious about their farts; therefore, they will hold in their farts even when it is dangerous to theirself and the ozone layer.

Have You Ever Heard Mark Fart?
No dude, he's a total fart meiser.

by AQuaFineA July 11, 2011

fart jump

The act of flaggelating while leaping in the air.

Man, did you see Will fart jump in Chris' face this morning during our run?

by ElJeepo December 8, 2015

Fart Squirrel

Colloquially known as a "skunk."

"Ooooooh, look, a cute little fart squirrel! Quick, run up and see if you can pet it!"

by O2L January 8, 2016

fart nap

When you are relaxing during a nice nap and let out some gas.

I was so hungover I just wanted to leave work and take a nice fart nap on the couch.

by Edfoo August 17, 2016

Fart Drops

Leaking a little unexpected wet fecal matter when attempting to pass a fart. Causes an immediate sphincter clench and the need to find a wipe.

Roger tried to squeeze one off during his meeting but ended up with fart drops. Made for an itchy meeting till they took a break.

by Eaton Holgoode April 12, 2017

fart baloon

A baloon that is filled up with fart gas instead of air or helium by sticking the baloon in one's asshole and cutting a long huge powerful fart.

Look 'lil Teddy, I got you a bunch of fart baloons for your birthday party. Be careful with those baloons 'lil Teddy. If you pop them it will stink very, very badly.Especially the red fart baloon, that fat Mexican dude Frank Robertito blew that one up after he ate a bean and cheese burrito with a side of chorizo.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 17, 2017