Chocolate facial

The act of shitting on a man or woman's face, than evenly spreading it across their face, as if it were a facial. Then, the nipples of the man or woman are cut off and placed on the eyes, like cucumbers are in a regular facial.

Dude what happened to your nipples? And why do you smell like bigfoot's dick?

Aww man, my girl gave me a Chocolate facial last night. It hurt like a bitch.

by Cleavelandsteemer July 3, 2008

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Complimentary facial

Sardonic and sarcastic praise that lays it on thick (see facial).

Boy, Mr Peterson sure gave her a complimentary facial and she was none the wiser.

by B Ligerati January 15, 2008

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Wussy facial

The act spreading ones vaginal lips and placing the clitoris one someones face specifically the nose

If you dont shut your mouth im going to give you a wussy facial

by ADalluge October 23, 2008

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Dishwasher Facial

What you get when you open the dishwasher mid-cycle to insert a glass or fork you forgot to put in. The blast of hot steam offers a quick, and inexpensive pore cleaning.

Cathy: Wow! your skin looks great!
Joan: Yeah, Charlie left a cereal bowl next to the TV so I got myself a dishwasher facial this morning when I put it in the machine.

by mblxv April 8, 2013

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