fobmaster

a. a fob in a position of authority
b. a fob who is significantly fobbier than other fobs, therefore has been promoted to a master of fobs

In order to be a fobmaster the fob must:
- a fob who is balding, or
- a fob who has power over another person, or (fob or not)
- or fob who has white hair, or
- a fob who is older than 40

If your landlord or professor is a fob, then he is a fobmaster.

by Ministry of Fobs October 9, 2008

fobling

Child of a FOB who is born in America. Foblings have trouble dealing with differences between their parents' culture and American culture.

She's in his room so much, I wouldn't be suprised if in a year little foblings are running around.

by BJBruce July 28, 2003

fobulosity

the act of being fobulous. see also hot asian or tab.

"dayyuuummmm, monica has major fobulosity factor."
"yeah but she has some hints of egg in her too."
"who cares man, she drives a rice rocket."
"oh hell ya."

by heybabyimfobulous November 3, 2006

Fobonics

The use of ebonics by Asians, Koreans in particular. Literally, Fresh-Off-The-Boat-Onics

"What up foo?"
"What up?"

Dude, those guys are totally speaking Fobonics.

by K.puff June 9, 2007

FOBED

to not give somone the time of day
to ignore

Sarah: "Hey Dwayne can i have your autograph??"
Dwayne: Looking up and down at Sarah "Meh." and keeps on walking
Sarah: "I cant believe he just fobed me."

by SarahDwayne October 31, 2008

fobaphobic

One who is afraid of fobs/fresh people

Sue: Yo, let's run! I'm afraid of those freshies! Their accent scares me death!

Jill: OMG, Sue, you're so fobaphobic!

by Yamz14 October 20, 2009

fobian slip

When an Asian raised in an English speaking country involuntarily adopts the accent of their heritage, whether they speak the language or not.

The concept of a Freudian slip, applied to Asian accents.

Oh herro prease... oops, pardon the fobian slip. I meant to say hello, pleased to meet you as well.

by butchgoestoindochina July 20, 2010