F.O.R.D.

Fucker Only Runs Downhill

I got a ford, let me guess that fucker only runs downhill

by Missy December 5, 2003

d in an f

Short for 'die in a fire.'

Usually used in a sentence- I wish that hoe would just d in an f!

The phrase is most often exclaimed in times of showing angst towards people that get on your nerves.

Lisa: That girl just spilled beer ALL over my shirt!
Dee: Ugh, that's the worst, why doesnt she just d in an f?

by g-diggity March 17, 2008

M.A.D.I.L.F.

mother and daugther i love to f@ck

homie 1: you seen elaines mom? elaine and her moms is straight m.a.d.i.l.f.!

homie 2: whats m.a.d.i.l.f.?

homie 3: you aint know? mother and daughter i love to f@ck!

by fattstacks September 11, 2011

B.F.F.L.A.D.

Now, we have all heard off BFF (best friend forever), and BFFL (best friends for life), but I made this one up.:)

B=best
F=friend
F=for
L=life
A=and
D=death

"Dude, you're totally my B.F.F.L.A.D.!"
"God, you're so emo, get away freak, go be BFFLADs with someone else!"

by lainzy December 7, 2007

F.O.R.D.

1. Found On Road Dead
2. Fixed Or Repaired Daily
3. Fucked On Race Day

Ford.. Pfft.

by Anonymous May 12, 2003

S.T.F.U.Y.D.W.

meaning: shut the fuck up you dirty whore

on instant messenger
bob: sally you have the nicest ass in the world
sally: S.T.F.U.Y.D.W.

by waazzaabaaa January 26, 2006

D.S.M.F.S.

an acronym meaning: Damn Straight Mother Fucker Shit.

Originally used by Jan Johnson while he coached pole vaulting. He uses it to compliment a good vault. It is versatile, however, and may be used after any achievement (no matter how small).

Pronunciation is just saying the letters with a successful tone.

"DUDE! I just ran 5 miles in 1 minute! D.S.M.F.S.!"

by bobbythebob December 27, 2009