The Ed Experience

When you leave your wife for another woman and ignore all your kids, then try to control your new girlfriend, only to find out that karma has bitten you in the ass and you can't get it up no more.

"You mean we finally filed for divorce, dealt with all the family drama, got on a flight to Puerto Rico, and now you're tell me you can't get it up?"

"That's right baby, welcome to The Ed Experience."

by WiscoWhistler November 7, 2020

Outta Pocket Experience

When someone goes through a situation that was crazy or wild.

Person #1: "I had to tell an old man to put his clothes back on in Walmart today, and we got in a knife fight in the toy aisle."
Person #2: "Yikes, that sounds like an outta pocket experience."

by ToastBoy42 February 2, 2021

Banquet experience

Large scale male on male bukkake. More exclusive males who are inexperienced with slender women and gravitate towards larger women built like a tonka truck.

Cody -I think im gonna go to this banquet experience called Thirsty Bears.

Bros - Sick

by ToneLocdaKoldest February 17, 2017

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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 6, 2025

Bad experience

Someone who didn’t have a good time some where that can fill them with stress, fear, panic, regret, and queasy.

“Hey Liam I had a bad experience with a washing machine” “I am so sorry”

by Dndndbxnsjdhcusu123563 April 15, 2022

classic female experience

never being able to cum

"joel was talking to his wife (female) (thai) about her classic female experience when he had an idea about fixing it. His wife (female) (thai) knew nothing could be done about his erectile dysfunction"

by number1joelhater July 19, 2024

Stanford Penis Experiment

It is the Stanford Prison Experiment but instead of prisoners and guards they are just naked and fucking insano fucker mode. like absolutely sloppy sex. in the butt. fuckers and fuckees just going to town

Zanny: Why are you crying during sex?
Dach: I can’t stop thinking about the Stanford Penis Experiment it breaks my heart 💔

by peniscockman December 18, 2023