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camera douche

Someone on TV (knowingly) who acts like a complete douche bag asshole for the sole purpose of gaining attention for themselves.
Did you see that camera douche on "True Life?" You know he was just acting that way because of the cameras.
by Don't worry who this is February 27, 2008
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dino douche

a term coined by Jonathan Jokerst that is used to describe a person being a douche in a colossal and stupendous manner and moving them from just douche, to "dino douche".
"I can't believe how douchey Ricky was being last night! What a dino douche!

"You are the biggest douche i know, in fact, you are a dino douche."
by Jam Master Joke August 13, 2009
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Dumpster Douche

A trashy male who has no class, hygiene, or respect for women. He usually, if not always, has to be right about anything and everything, and 99.9% of the time is actually unbelievably incorrect.
He thinks he is "The Shit" but is actually a wanna be hardcore bitchass who couldnt back his shit up to save his own fucking ass.
by kaykay131313 October 20, 2010
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Dictionary Douche

The people who go on Urban Dictionary and put the actually definitions of words.
Man 1: Lets do random on Urban Dictionary.

Abridged
A shortened version of a book, document, etc.

Man 2: That is not funny at all.

Man 1: Ya what a dictionary douche.
by PEANUT3378 September 29, 2011
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son of a douche

A cross between son of a bitch and a douche for when one insult just won't do
by GOBIOUS INDUSTRYS January 27, 2010
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Basic White Douche

A basic white douche is a male who partakes of Nike basketball shorts, Nike shin high socks, and Nike bath slippers all at the same time. He is frequently completely brainless, very muscular, and a total jerk. Other identifying factors are: basic white douche tattoos and bro tanks. He is also always Caucasian.
John: Who is that muscular guy in the tank top with "inspiration," tattooed to his forearm in cursive?
Mike: I don't know, but he is certainly a basic white douche.
by StapleStaplesStapelton February 7, 2015
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douche bagel

Like douche bag, but way better because of the extra "el," and also has the ability to accept condiments such as creme cheese.
You're such a douche bagel you should sell yourself at panera bread.
by S. Beebe August 4, 2007
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