Penis Doctor

A person who exmines a penis (most likely a woman)

Dude 1 : Man!! i need to go see my penis doctor!!!
Dude 2 : Me too! whos your doctor?
Dude 1 : MEGAN FOXXX DUH??!

by Penis doctor April 21, 2010

doctor

licensed drug dealer

Why get in trouble with cops and criminals when you can get your fix legally from a doctor?

by wazzlewz1 March 14, 2010

Ear, nose, and throat doctor

Just as your about to bust, you cram your cock into her nose, and when she turns pull her into it and shoot in her ear.

Maria was happy to become an Ear, nose, and throat doctor.

by CWNB March 8, 2009

Doctor

A “man” that kills your ills with pills then kills YOU with bills

“Is anyone a doctor?”
“I am!”
“Ha, nerd”

by Dogcrap09 February 5, 2020

rug doctor

And elderly butch lesbian, may be buff.

Person1: Have you seen the new gym teacher?
Perrson2: She's such a rug doctor.
Person1: LOL!

by BioluminescentGoddess November 8, 2010

Street doctor

A person trained to stop drug overdoses or treat drugs side effects.

-eyy i think sam is overdossing.

*call an ambulance
-if we called an ambulance we're going to jail.
*wait ill call this good street doctor i know.

by Tinawi August 15, 2016

Doctorowiad

A stern warning about the possible apocalyptic future of the internet written in the manner of Cory Doctorow.

The headline about EULA's on boing boing this morning was a perfect Doctorowiad.

by Dane McMichaels February 26, 2009