Disasterpiece

When something is so terrible that it becomes a spectacle in its own right.

"The Lakers are 0-5!"

"Yeah, they're a complete disasterpiece."

by ZiggyStarscream October 29, 2022

disasternoon

It is when ones latter half of the day is going poorly. Combination of disastrous and afternoon.

J "How is your day going?"
K "Not too bad, bit of a rough post lunch period"
3rd person "Sounds like a real disasternoon

by Judaking3 November 1, 2022

Disasterpiece

A movie that is so entertainingly bad that you can't help finding it hilarious.

Superhero Movie is a flawless disasterpiece.

by O' Chungus December 19, 2022

Dishwasher Man

A man who is easily put in the dishwasher. A stubborn angry little short man who acts very tough but secretly has a massive mommy kink

Alex from Clockwork Orange is prime Dishwasher Man. He acts tough but would cry if I insulted his Funko pop collection in front of his friend. Prime scrubbing down material.

by Yenolegal January 13, 2023

Disaster forward

Describes a work-style or lifestyle of a person who is always prepping for worst case scenarios and ensuring it doesn’t happen.

“You know Carol? She’s disaster forward. She’s always prepared.”

“What could happen if it’s not filed in 5 days? Don’t worry, I’m disaster forward and will have an action plan for you tomorrow.”

by anonymous February 10, 2023

Disaster forward

Describes a work-style or lifestyle of someone who is always prepping for the worst case scenario and ensuring it doesn’t happen.

Don’t worry, nothing bad is going to happen. Carol is in charge and she’s disaster forward.

What happens if this isn’t filed in five days? I’m disaster forward and will have a preventative plan to you tomorrow morning.

by Pickled Olive February 10, 2023

Dishwasher

When a female takes a shot of alcohol, but does not swallow, and proceeds to make out with a male. The male and female french kiss while mixing the shot between the two mouths. After some time, the male will swallow the shot, thus completing the dishwasher cycle.

Bro, last night I was at the bar and some random girl came up to me and gave me a dishwasher. We made out for like a whole ass minute.

by Cannonba11s April 29, 2023