Diddle

Hey, diddle, diddle,

The cat and the fiddle,

The cow jumped over the moon;

The little dog laughed

To see such sport,

And the dish ran away with the spoon.
Fuck U.

Can only be used after 15 letter long words with 5 consonants.

I.E. Acknowledgement diddles me hot

by Hornyrabbit69 January 19, 2017

diddler

Kris Ralston

The definition of Kris Ralston is a diddler

by Sybenga February 11, 2017

Diddlebug

Diddlebug (Noun) a Husband who spends so much time slacking off or "diddling" that the main goal task or objective is subverted or delayed horribly.

Matthew is such a Diddlebug!

by EnyoHaldane July 13, 2017

diddle my skiddle

A word invented in a song from the sketch show "betch" .

Listen to the song-"diddle my skiddle " .

by Mega meg May 30, 2017

Diddler

Someone super weird in a good or bad way. Specifically someone that gives someone's else's balls a little tickle from underneath the shorts.

Sam is such a freakin diddler I can't believe it. He really gave Matthew that little tickle. God diddle dang.

by maruthless July 3, 2017

diddlewarts

warts that you get from diddling.

you got diddlewarts from his penis.

by jinnrice November 20, 2017

Diddlin

/verb/ to conduct an action in a derpish manner.

Clout was diddlin through the rosemary fields.

by Asdfam March 9, 2018