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Dave Express

The most satisfying thing, that can happen to a human being. It occurs, when you first wipe your ass after taking a Dave(Poop) and you find no poop on the toilet paper. As a result, you waste minimal time in the toilet.

Refer to Dave
Luke:'Yo bro what's up?'
Mike:'Just had a Dave Express'
Luke:'Damn bro, lucky, I just had a huge ass Dave'
by Koulas September 19, 2020
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crackhead dave

That friends dad who loves to take drugs and is normally a Buddhist and vegetarian.
Boy: How is your dad?
Friend: upstairs off his face on crack, meditating
Boy: That's classic crackhead dave
by domydeek December 4, 2014
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dave segen

A miserable bloke that just wants to be #1 at anything and have a beautiful smart wife and die before her surrounded by an even more beautiful family.
by Sagoon December 16, 2017
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Dave Stanger

The famed friend of the inventor of the Urban Dictionary, Dave Stanger has sense been humbled. Teaching middle school math and science Dave is described to very likable, and have a cult like following.
Dave Stanger decided against giving us homework because of how cool he is.
by Earth First! September 8, 2022
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Dangerous Dave

A complete mad cunt who will do anything for a laugh. Usually someone who thinks they are a tom hardy stuntman by day and a sesh master by night and needs to do crazier and crazier shit to live up to the name.
Oi dangerous dave, i bet you couldnt climb the eiffel tower!

Oh yea? I bet u I could!
by Jimbob Saveloy April 9, 2020
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dave condition

relates to an item in prestige condition....
The bike is in “Dave Condition”

The Fox clothing is in “Dave Condition” Used in context with an item being sold.
The bike is in “Dave Condition

The Fox clothing is in “Dave Condition” Used in context with an item being sold.
by Dave Condition January 14, 2021
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Captain Dave

When you burn a fetus and have sex with it and then you eat the pregnant chicks asshole until blood shows in her feces
Id love to captain Dave Mary so bad
by Testeater May 23, 2018
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