douchebag quotient

the percentage of complete fucking tools attending any social gathering. normally higher at nightclubs that sell PBR in cans.

shit, fool, douchebag quotient be high tonight. bet the DJ's playing kid rock next.

by woozefa August 11, 2009

when in doubt whip it out

If you don't know what the fuck to do in a situation just drop your pants.

When in doubt whip it out got bobby tang from his lover.

by russia_almighty June 20, 2006

Bluetooth Douche

Easily identified as the self-important guy talking to himself as loudly as possible through his bluetooth enabled ear piece. Despite being on the beach, at a movie theater, on a date, in the elevator, or at home in his pajamas he wants people to think he's tech savvy and well-connected. Bluetooth douches come in a variety of forms, from skeezy office guy to overzealous tech geek, the alpha bluetooth douche may also be mistaken for a used-car salesman.

Joe: That dude is trying way too hard to sound important.
Tate: Which guy?
Dennis: The bluetooth douche talking to himself at the end of the bar.
Tate: Ah, the guy drinking the Sapporo who's been trying to pick up the waitress for the last hour.

by Lexcorp February 4, 2008

dough stack

An appreciable amount of money.

"I gotta keep my dough stack high if I want to rock that Benz!"

by Al-Van the Seafood King April 5, 2006

Douchist

One who teaches and/or practices the art of being a douche, also known as douchism.

Man I think we need to have an intervention for Alex, I'm pretty sure he's a douchist now.

by Ben, Alex, and Terrance January 24, 2008

Douchecraftcarrier

1)Someone who has far surpassed the level of just being called a douchebag or douchewagon.
2)An elite level of assholishness.

"He's not even a douchewagon...he's a Douchecraftcarrier!"

by spunkygizmo August 21, 2008

Douchey von Doucheberg

1. Someone who flaunts their wealth in other’s faces. Usually this wealth isn’t earned but inherited.
2. Something you call someone who is rich that you have no reason to hate other then the fact that they are rich and you are not. The fact of the matter is that there is a strong possibility that they didn’t just inherit their money, they actually earned it. However you will never know because in your mind they are Douchey von Doucheberg.

Look at Douchey von Doucheberg over there with his argyle sweater vest and tennis racket. I think I’m going to go key his _______ (insert name of pricey car).

by YerMom3333 October 16, 2008