dick diet

When you have a new bae and feel the need to lay off the junk food in an attempt to feel more confident during sex.
Damn Steph, I'm gonna have to go on a dick diet now that Chris is coming over every night.
by Stephaniyah Spieyeinayah December 13, 2016
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diet sexy

synonym: hott, banging, amazing, awesome

also used to describe a girl that looks like she's gone on a diet and is now sexier..
Melissa, wow! what a diet sexy beast!
by caicky May 05, 2009
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African Diet

The act of losing weight AND getting a tan by laying in the hot sun all day and not eating a damn thing... just like everyone in africa
Victor: Hey did you see that ugly cunt over there?

Cyrus: Yeah bitch needs to get off the african diet
by Jake Berglund February 20, 2009
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diet coke

The nastiest stuff that ever appeared in the universe.... just get a Mt. Dew
after trying to tolerate a single 8 oz can of this flavorless syrup he gave up and went back to his Mt. Dew
by Brad Dabbs July 23, 2005
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diet coke

Imitation Coca-cola that has no sugar in it. Tastes okay, but is absolutely filled to the freaking brim with all sorts of chemicals that cause CANCER. (i.e. saccharin, aspartame) I swear, the entire diet coke generation is going to DIE when they are 40 years old of cancer.
Oh, you WANT cancer? Here, have a diet coke.

mmm..... cancer.
by w00tster January 05, 2005
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Revenge Diet

A diet a person goes on after getting dumped by someone that they loved. Used to make themselves feel desirable or to make the ex wish they didn't break up with them.
Person one: MAN, she looks hot! I thought she would hit the Ben and Jerry's after her tough break up.

Person two: Yea me too, bet she told me she went on a revenge diet. Her Ex was feeling pretty stupid.
by theexmrssunshine April 27, 2011
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snow diet

A voluntary or involuntary diet started due to the difficulty of travelling to stores to buy groceries during periods of heavy snow. Made worse by laziness and lack of preparation. Most often seen in penny pinching states sacrificing preparation for snow to save money, such as the UK, much to the disappointment of the public.
cba to get food, gonna start snow diet.
by jaaaaaaaaaaaaaames December 02, 2010
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