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Day old bread

1. A woman's vaginal tract infected by a yeast-fungus characterized by itching and irritation of the vulva, and vaginal discharge; Candidiasis

2. An out of control yeast infection

3. An affordable and delectable delicacy sold by Jimmy Johns
"You expect me to go down and eat your vittles!? Bitch, your day old bread is growin mold! come back tomorrow!"
by Luvmussell January 26, 2009
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Day Old Bread

Over the hill; someone who used to be 'it' but doesn't realize they aren't any longer.
"Look at her, thinking she is all that... she's day old bread." or "Day old bread needs to stick together."
by Juhli Schull June 25, 2007
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Day-shorts

1) disposable plasti - diapers/ pull-ups put upon ghetto children by their ghetto mother counterparts - usually worn all day or for extended periods of time in place of actual clothing.
Day-shorts accessories commonly include: A shirt or top that is too small, rotten formula bottle, binky, or sippy cup in hand, velcro fastened sandals with dirty white socks, snot running from nose to mouth, and neck folds dirty and a face that is stained with Cool-aid.

2) shorts worn for extended periods of time (all day - or for days) by slovenly men and /or gamer-geeks - usually the gym shorts / basketball practice shorts found in the clearance rack at Wally-world or Kmart or Target.

To be truly "authentic", mens' day shorts are seldom/never washed and have "mystery" stains readily visible by black light
Yo, did you check that hoody rat's crumb? That kid was runnin' wild in the store - with his day-shorts all crackling, dirt-neck and his face all snotty, looking for his sippy up and his mama!


-Bro, what'd you do this weekend?
-Yo I just chilled the whole time in my day-shorts. Played some CoD, some WoW, and checked a few new smut sites and rubbed it out a few times.
by moydog March 14, 2009
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Day texting

Texting that happens during the day. It is naturally not sexual and involves feelings other than sexual arousal. Most day texting conversations include phrases like "how are you today" or "how was work?" With the occasional "let's have lunch." It's normally subsequent hook ups and precedes a relationship.
Tessa: OMG he is totally day texting me!!
Mason: well I guess he wants more than just a hook up.
by Rotolo's April 20, 2014
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day old dick

you know when you wake up in the morning and you havent showered? that smell that your dick has is called day old dick. also can describe how a dick smells after sex
My mouth smells like day old dick Samuel, thanks for taking a shower!
by Samuel T April 30, 2008
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Day Break

When you go to the toilet in the morning and while wiping your butt the toilet paper rps and you get poo on your fingers.
by Mad Snake August 28, 2006
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Day After Weekend

by Greg Swirson January 13, 2003
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