Captain Dave

When you burn a fetus and have sex with it and then you eat the pregnant chicks asshole until blood shows in her feces

Id love to captain Dave Mary so bad

by Testeater May 23, 2018

Dave orit

Meaning, “day for it”.

Could be walking to the pub, and you look at your mate and say... Dave orit

by Wolf week March 27, 2020

crackhead dave

That friends dad who loves to take drugs and is normally a Buddhist and vegetarian.

Boy: How is your dad?
Friend: upstairs off his face on crack, meditating
Boy: That's classic crackhead dave

by domydeek December 4, 2014

dave segen

A miserable bloke that just wants to be #1 at anything and have a beautiful smart wife and die before her surrounded by an even more beautiful family.

Dave Segen, you're not so bad.

by Sagoon December 16, 2017

Dave Stanger

The famed friend of the inventor of the Urban Dictionary, Dave Stanger has sense been humbled. Teaching middle school math and science Dave is described to very likable, and have a cult like following.

Dave Stanger decided against giving us homework because of how cool he is.

by Earth First! September 8, 2022

the dave ratio

In any given engineering environment, the number of Daves will be greater than or equal to the number of women.

Carrie was always in the minority in her computer science classes; she had more Dave classmates than female classmates. The Dave ratio meant that she always knew more Daves than women.

by Pierceer February 10, 2017

easter dave

A generic name for a drug dealer.

"Hey, did john call last night? I need to sell myself out again tonight to pay off Easter Dave"

by ThatAwkwardPenguin February 19, 2017