Captain Dave

When you burn a fetus and have sex with it and then you eat the pregnant chicks asshole until blood shows in her feces
Id love to captain Dave Mary so bad
by Testeater April 08, 2018
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Dave-dick

When you lay such bad pipe that you fuck a girl back into a relationship that she recently ended
Ethan: Hey Tommy, how did it go with Karen last night?

Tommy: Got laid, but definitely gave her that Dave-dick

Ethan: No way - so now she’s back with Eric?

Tommy: Yes
by EAG123 November 25, 2018
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Dave orit

Could be walking to the pub, and you look at your mate and say... Dave orit
by Wolf week March 28, 2020
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Dave Stanger

The famed friend of the inventor of the Urban Dictionary, Dave Stanger has sense been humbled. Teaching middle school math and science Dave is described to very likable, and have a cult like following.
Dave Stanger decided against giving us homework because of how cool he is.
by Earth First! September 08, 2022
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Dave Seville

1) The human main character of the Alvin and The Chipmunks series.
2) (Verb) To forget something essential (See Pull a Dave Seville)
Dave Seville is the proud owner of three singing chipmunks named Alvin, Simon and Theodore.
by meluvcheese22 March 31, 2017
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dave length

A unit of measurement when describing how much (electrical) wire is pulled past the destination it should have ended at.

How to tell when to start measuring is when enough wire is pulled to the given location to be able to comfortably complete a termination and then finding more wire was pulled than needed, most often in excess, and ironically most often its copper wire. Once you've determined theres way more wire than needed, its a dave length.. No actual "measuring" is done with any tool. It will be obvious just from "eyeballing it" when you have a dave length to deal with,

Some dave lengths can be short, usually because its only small guage wire such as #14, however a genuine dave length will be found when #10 and larger are involved because thats where the money is
"Okay boys its time to splice this place up... Oh look someone pulled 10 extra feet of 8/3 past the panel, i wonder who could have done that.. What a dave length!"

"Hey how much wire do we need at location?" - "im not sure, you never know how often things change, better make it a dave length. Should be good"
by Yellow strippers February 17, 2014
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dave segen

A miserable bloke that just wants to be #1 at anything and have a beautiful smart wife and die before her surrounded by an even more beautiful family.
by Sagoon December 17, 2017
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