Dangerous Mittens
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Dangerous Mittens by StacyKatzzz January 25, 2021
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cheesel darger
The Cheesel Darger, contrary to popular belief, is the proper spelling to the staple in American culture, the Cheese Burger.
(Clearly inferior) Dude #1: Hey man, want a cheese burger?
(Shining pilar of the community) Dude #2: You mean a Cheesel Darger, my man?
Dude #1: Oh right, sorry, my dude.
(Shining pilar of the community) Dude #2: You mean a Cheesel Darger, my man?
Dude #1: Oh right, sorry, my dude.
cheesel darger by Cheesel daRGer November 15, 2016
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The Most Dangerous Game
The act of carefully halting one’s own defecation cycle for anywhere from 12 to 72 hours so that one may experience prostate stimulation upon self completion.
Kilroy: “Yo I heard Chadlius has been playing the most dangerous game recently.”
Jarturo: ”There are no winners at the end of that one. God rest his hole.”
Jarturo: ”There are no winners at the end of that one. God rest his hole.”
The Most Dangerous Game by The Dime Snatcher January 14, 2021
Gold Digger
Why else would Crystal Harris, 24, want a wrinkled STD-laden 84-year-old dude, but for his money? She must be a gold digger.
Gold Digger by SecretlySexuallyTwisted December 29, 2010
Gold Digger
A "Gold Digger" is someone (Sex doesn't matter) who is using another person for something they have.
"Did you see Jordan's new girlfriend, Anna? She's only with him because he's loaded. What a Gold Digger.."
Gold Digger by TheRealAnswers February 15, 2015
The Danger Stranger
This is an intense form of masterbation. Combining the popular stranger method with the less-known danger method. You sit on your hand until it falls asleep. You then proceed to start whacking off so it feels like someone else is doing it, and about halfway through, you yell out for your mom very loud so that she hears you. This is what makes it dangerous, you have to finish the job before she makes it to your room to see you doing your business. Be very careful, for as exciting as this may sound, it has gotten many a young man in a lot of trouble.
I totally tried out the danger stranger the other night, and now my mom is making me take this stupid medication. I'll win next time.
The Danger Stranger by Brian H October 12, 2005
Danger Junkie
Someone who feels an intense desire for thrills and spills to offset unpleasant memories, usually from childhood.
-- “Man, bust Damien. Skydiving all the time, bungee hopping off tall buildings and shit. I remember back in the day when he was just a tackle dummy, always getting picked last in gym, always getting cut from the track team.”
-- “Yeah and look at the results. A danger junkie for real. Poor fool be trying to outrun the shit torturing his mind.
-- “Yeah and look at the results. A danger junkie for real. Poor fool be trying to outrun the shit torturing his mind.
Danger Junkie by Sophie Abrahams June 1, 2011