n. euphemism referring to any object or tactic that facilitates the acquisition of cash or material goods through illegal acts such as intimidation, armed robbery, fraud, etc.
Duwan walked down to the convenience store with his pit bull, and picked up a six pack, saying to the clerk, "Well, damn, I forgot my wallet, but I did bring my credit card," as the pit bull barked at the clerk.
Joey laid his Smith on the counter, saying, "Give me a cash advance against my credit card, and I won't blow your nuts off."
Joey laid his Smith on the counter, saying, "Give me a cash advance against my credit card, and I won't blow your nuts off."
by Michael Gannett April 4, 2006
Get the credit card mug.Someone (usually a dude) that goes out and buys the cheesiest truck credit can buy. He also likes to accessorize the truck with the ugliest accessories credit can buy such as: a lift kit, large rims and tires, lots of chrome accessories, tribal paint, stereo, lights, etc.
This person usually has no money and a small penis, therefore, they feel that driving one of these "trucks" vindicates their low self worth.
Fortunately, this is as temporary condition due to the fact the individual cannot keep up with the steep payments and has to return the "truck" six to twelve months later.
This person will also accessorize themselves with tribal tattoos, tribal jewelry and blonde streaks in a vain attempt to attract someone from the opposite sex.
A great place to observe these types of individuals is at Nickleback and Default concerts.
This person usually has no money and a small penis, therefore, they feel that driving one of these "trucks" vindicates their low self worth.
Fortunately, this is as temporary condition due to the fact the individual cannot keep up with the steep payments and has to return the "truck" six to twelve months later.
This person will also accessorize themselves with tribal tattoos, tribal jewelry and blonde streaks in a vain attempt to attract someone from the opposite sex.
A great place to observe these types of individuals is at Nickleback and Default concerts.
Guy 1: Hey man check out my new F-150!! I can't wait to get high on coke and take it to the Nickleback show tonight!!
Guy 2: What the hell man. you are such a Credit Clown, you still live with your fuckin mom!! grow the fuck on up!!
Guy 2: What the hell man. you are such a Credit Clown, you still live with your fuckin mom!! grow the fuck on up!!
by docktergonzo April 16, 2008
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Joe: Hey I cuped this girl the other day, and she answered. We've been talking ever since!
Mamma: You really need to get off those dating sites
Mamma: You really need to get off those dating sites
by whatevertaco_blahblahblah January 16, 2011
Get the cuped mug.When a man (or woman), slides a credit card (or any object for that matter, I use my hands) through a woman's cleavage.
by Thornick August 21, 2013
Get the credit card mug.1) "lumpy" semen, as though from a dehydrated person.
2) ejaculate that becomes lumpy after exposure to water, as during a mutual shower.
2) ejaculate that becomes lumpy after exposure to water, as during a mutual shower.
I shouldn't have come so soon after that race. All I could get out was man curd.
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WTF! Simmons must have been the bucket man: He's got man curd all over him.
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WTF! Simmons must have been the bucket man: He's got man curd all over him.
by Chuck Sorenson April 13, 2007
Get the man curd mug.Astrid- I have to go to Frank's party saturday night and get up for work the next day. fail!
George- Just get plenty of sleep credit on saturday and you'll be fine
George- Just get plenty of sleep credit on saturday and you'll be fine
by unico2525 June 23, 2011
Get the sleep credit mug.When a male human does a good deed for a female, the female then owes the male “coochie credit”. Coochie credit means that the female is required to let the male sample her coochie.
Broski#1: Yo bro last night I opened the door for Rebecca at the party.
Broski#2: Yo bro that’s sick she owes u coochie credit now!
Broski#2: Yo bro that’s sick she owes u coochie credit now!
by AniboioK October 22, 2019
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