Shield Of Creams

A more fun way of saying Condom.

Shield of Creams: Oh know, My shield of creams just broke!

by condoms4all May 29, 2009

CSC cock suckers crease

The lines on a Mans face either side of the nose down toward the mouth from the unusual stretching of male facial skin. Unlike the female skin texture the male facial skin is not designed to stretch!

Steve: Can you see the lines on that blokes face? Have I got those?

Me: No mate that’s a CSC Cock Suckers Crease.. it’s how you spot a closet homosexual!

by #yamam May 26, 2020

All men are created equal

a quote from Thomas Jefferson. The quote's meaning is that all people would have the same right with other people

of course, if your the average UD user, this would mean something sexual

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness.

by Sebby294 April 18, 2021

how to create a new word on urban dictionary

Did you really type how to find a new word on a dictionary website? All you need to do is hit the giant plus on the screen.

1: Hey, do you know how to create a new word on urban dictionary?
2: Yeah, you hit the giant plus.
1: Thanks!

by The_Mad_Doctor October 30, 2022

Batting out of your crease

When a person tries to pursue someone who is out of his or her league

Friend 1 : This is the girl I'm talking to

Friend 2 : Yasis Friend1 stop batting out of your crease you dont have a chance with her she's way out of your league

by Gerberguy March 18, 2023

i don't know why but the voices are there to haunt me in the night eternally leaving only the thought of regression of self through the creation of fantasy to cope with reality

These are the questions that keep me up until dawn in my sorrow and emptiness. I cannot escape they say they are there to protect me but in the amidst of the hollow dark i find myself in every time i fall asleep I can feel them creeping through my soul and my veins, i have went to many places for help but it looks like some of them aren't even real places anymore, I don't know if i could continue living this simulation, I can feel the voices of people too they are the ones trying to get me to think that I don't belong in this world.

Do I really don't belong here because of the figment of my imagination, all the faces, all the noise, all the people that I see every day seem to just be something I created off of my loneliness...
I can't do this anymore...

"i don't know why but the voices are there to haunt me in the night eternally leaving only the thought of regression of self through the creation of fantasy to cope with reality"

Dude A: This is the most emo shit you have ever written... are you high or something?
Dude B: I could go further you know.

by there they are, the voices. January 28, 2023

cleats

Nipples - Nice perky nipples on a females breast

"She had nipples like screw in cleats"
Rehab

by C-Hip November 10, 2007