Jason stuck a tiny umbrella into his penis hole and wanked until he came over it thus becoming a creamy umbrella
by SF2K November 07, 2018
A Creamy Caesar is where you repeatedly stab a women in the back with your penis while Cumming, shouting 'FOR THE EMPIRE'.
You then empty a bag of salad on her back and toss the salad with your Creamy Caesar dressing.
You then empty a bag of salad on her back and toss the salad with your Creamy Caesar dressing.
by Ronscreamysurprise September 12, 2021
Melvin: "Aww man, guess what I did last night to Jessica!"
Fred: "What did you do?!"
Melvin: "I gave her a creamy caesar!"
Fred: "Sexy!"
Fred: "What did you do?!"
Melvin: "I gave her a creamy caesar!"
Fred: "Sexy!"
by butthole snurger March 21, 2009
Paul and Tino were playing PS4 all night and forgot to turn the fan on, so when the A/C temporarily stopped blowing cold air, it became a little warm in the room, causing them to have creamy cheeks
by TheManfre September 08, 2018
by Bangaloo April 06, 2023
when you creampie someone's vagina and then suck it out, swishing it around your mouth to then spit it back inside their vagina.
by MC,shizzle October 15, 2023
When a wild monke comes out of a forest and fights you wins by throwing a metal monke at your head and you drop your tennis ball and it blesses it for the fuckin Albuquerque gods and names it mr creamy testical
Oh no that monke came out of the forest and attacked me by throwing a metal monke and I dropped my tennis ball so the monke got the
fuckin Albuquerque gods and named the ball mr creamy testical
fuckin Albuquerque gods and named the ball mr creamy testical