Dusting the beef curtains

This is the term used when a person goes down on a female and decides it would be a good idea to motorboat the vagina, if used on a blue waffle it would be called blueberry jammin

Dusting the beef curtains is: see motorboat, except sub tits for vag

by abmg August 6, 2010

Dangle Beef Curtains

Floppy, loose, and extra long labia. Often associated with women of the sluttier kind. Said to have a distinct smell of rotting beef.

"Damn, your Arby's sandwich looks like Paris Hilton's dangle beef curtains. Throw that shit away!"

by BB999 May 8, 2012

Stained the curtains

When you vomit on a girl while you’re eating her out

Tim ate a tainted taco and stained the curtains last night.

by AOA :] June 23, 2019

whip it in, whip it out and wipe it on the curtains

Just a jimbo saying.

Yeah mate, when you see someone you like just go for it. Just Whip it in, whip it out and wipe it on the curtains.

by 420meandarra July 10, 2020

roast beef curtain

In female humans, the outer labia. See also: meat drape

I was gonna fuck Bobbi Sue, but after examining her roast beef curtain, I decided against it.

by Jimmy July 10, 2003

lace curtains

Long, frilly skin on an uncircumsized penis.

Takeshia pulled back Tyrone's lace curtains to get at the head of his meat.

by Richard Black February 27, 2005

Meatloaf Curtain

When the lips of the vulva are saggy and resemble meatloaf

Bitch had a huge meatloaf curtain!

by Heather Coffery February 24, 2009