Box Cough

When you get a bad cough the morning/day after performing felatio on a questionable woman.

Man, I caught a bad box cough from that girl at the bar last night.

by Boxcoughcreator June 23, 2019

*cough*

A word used to show the action of coughing

Bork: *cough*
Bork 2: Covid?

by anonymouidhqfb iqwf September 20, 2020

alpha cough

Means, I'll fuck off

Hey cashier, alpha cough!

by coolcraft January 1, 2020

cough and spit

to get upset about something

If enough people cough and spit about this, things might change.

by anonymous October 10, 2020

Cough Sniffer

A person who goes, unmasked, to superspreaders during an outbreak of a disease.

I wouldn't make out with him... He's a cough sniffer.

by Shwaldeen March 25, 2024

Sneeze-Cough Phantom Shart

When you sneeze and cough at the same time causing you to shart. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You just “Phantom Sharted”

Ummm… I think I I just SNEEZE-COUGH PHANTOM SHARTED! Thank god. I thought I actually sharted but nah.

by Phantom Shart April 8, 2023

never had a cough

If you've "never had a cough", you've never had an STD.

" They say the average person has 6 sexual partners in their lifetime. Shit, Nate has had enough strange for 20 lifetimes. And has never had a cough."

by Peckerwooded November 9, 2021